Tommorow is my first and last homecoming and I want to make this sh*t rock. And I want to be the LIFE of this sh*t, I want to have as much fun as I possibly can. Of course, I know there are those people at homecoming who tend to think they are all that and chicks who will only dance with certain guys. Again I know there will be haters and ****blockers the guys who say "You suck!" and try to make you look bad. Despite that, I want this to be the best sh*t ever. If I see a chick I'll dance with her, I'm not going to give a rats ass what she thinks, because hey, she doesn't want to dance her loss. As for the ****blocks and haters, I'll ignore them too. And as far as dancing, I don't even f*cking care man, I'm just going to dance my ass off and grind the hell out of chicks man. I might even have to ****block other guys. I'm going to say to people "I am the life of this party". What I DON'T want to do is just waste my sitting in the back, watching a bunch of guys grind on a chick. If a chick doesn't want to grind with me, screw her.
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
Being the LIFE of homecoming...
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"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
You may be setting yourself up failure with this goal. You're essentially hoping that everyone will love you and you will be the most popular person there. Never base your worth or your happiness on the opinions of others; just go and try to have fun! Don't compare yourself with the other wannabe-pimps.
Excellent, on both points.
Don't.
Yeah, I want to have fun, but it's those "wanna-be pimps" getting in my way that I'm afraid of will ultimately get in my way. You know, those dudes who will try to make you look bad when you're trying to get some ass. And then there are those shallow b*tches who will only dance with certain guys. Those dudes who will basically "What the f*ck are you doing?" or laugh when you try to just be yourself and have fun.
The opinions of others aren't your concern. Stand up for yourself verbally, and don't even flinch if they threaten you physically. If they c0ckblock you in an obnoxious way, call them on it and make them look like insecure jerks.
Free speech is the path to truth.
Free speech is the path to truth.
This is what I'm afraid of though, those shallow b*tches who just take one look at you and say "Oh, no, you are NOT dancing with me". I'm worried all the f*cking girls at homecoming will be like that. Also what do you do if a song comes up that has specific moves and you don't know? Take Crank That Superman by Soulja Boy for instance, which everyone else seems to know the dance too.
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
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Those stupid one-song dances aren't worth learning, imo. After watching that youtube video, I can tell you already that the Souljah Boy dance isn't much of a two-person dance anyway.
I can still barely manage the f*cking electric slide...
If a b1tch won't dance with you, so what? You don't have to have every girl love you in order to have a satisfying life. That is the problem with hormongering: It puts you at the mercy of others' opinions! Forget what the b1tches think of you; just go have fun. Be nice to your date. Just don't be a chump.
I can still barely manage the f*cking electric slide...
If a b1tch won't dance with you, so what? You don't have to have every girl love you in order to have a satisfying life. That is the problem with hormongering: It puts you at the mercy of others' opinions! Forget what the b1tches think of you; just go have fun. Be nice to your date. Just don't be a chump.