Tommorow is my first and last homecoming and I want to make this sh*t rock. And I want to be the LIFE of this sh*t, I want to have as much fun as I possibly can. Of course, I know there are those people at homecoming who tend to think they are all that and chicks who will only dance with certain guys. Again I know there will be haters and ****blockers the guys who say "You suck!" and try to make you look bad. Despite that, I want this to be the best sh*t ever. If I see a chick I'll dance with her, I'm not going to give a rats ass what she thinks, because hey, she doesn't want to dance her loss. As for the ****blocks and haters, I'll ignore them too. And as far as dancing, I don't even f*cking care man, I'm just going to dance my ass off and grind the hell out of chicks man. I might even have to ****block other guys. I'm going to say to people "I am the life of this party". What I DON'T want to do is just waste my sitting in the back, watching a bunch of guys grind on a chick. If a chick doesn't want to grind with me, screw her.
"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.
Being the LIFE of homecoming...
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"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
You may be setting yourself up failure with this goal. You're essentially hoping that everyone will love you and you will be the most popular person there. Never base your worth or your happiness on the opinions of others; just go and try to have fun! Don't compare yourself with the other wannabe-pimps.
Excellent, on both points.
Don't.
Yeah, I want to have fun, but it's those "wanna-be pimps" getting in my way that I'm afraid of will ultimately get in my way. You know, those dudes who will try to make you look bad when you're trying to get some ass. And then there are those shallow b*tches who will only dance with certain guys. Those dudes who will basically "What the f*ck are you doing?" or laugh when you try to just be yourself and have fun.
The opinions of others aren't your concern. Stand up for yourself verbally, and don't even flinch if they threaten you physically. If they c0ckblock you in an obnoxious way, call them on it and make them look like insecure jerks.
Free speech is the path to truth.
Free speech is the path to truth.
This is what I'm afraid of though, those shallow b*tches who just take one look at you and say "Oh, no, you are NOT dancing with me". I'm worried all the f*cking girls at homecoming will be like that. Also what do you do if a song comes up that has specific moves and you don't know? Take Crank That Superman by Soulja Boy for instance, which everyone else seems to know the dance too.
“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”
You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.
I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.
Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.
These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.
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Those stupid one-song dances aren't worth learning, imo. After watching that youtube video, I can tell you already that the Souljah Boy dance isn't much of a two-person dance anyway.
I can still barely manage the f*cking electric slide...
If a b1tch won't dance with you, so what? You don't have to have every girl love you in order to have a satisfying life. That is the problem with hormongering: It puts you at the mercy of others' opinions! Forget what the b1tches think of you; just go have fun. Be nice to your date. Just don't be a chump.
I can still barely manage the f*cking electric slide...
If a b1tch won't dance with you, so what? You don't have to have every girl love you in order to have a satisfying life. That is the problem with hormongering: It puts you at the mercy of others' opinions! Forget what the b1tches think of you; just go have fun. Be nice to your date. Just don't be a chump.