Tommorow is my first and last homecoming and I want to make this sh*t rock. And I want to be the LIFE of this sh*t, I want to have as much fun as I possibly can. Of course, I know there are those people at homecoming who tend to think they are all that and chicks who will only dance with certain guys. Again I know there will be haters and ****blockers the guys who say "You suck!" and try to make you look bad. Despite that, I want this to be the best sh*t ever. If I see a chick I'll dance with her, I'm not going to give a rats ass what she thinks, because hey, she doesn't want to dance her loss. As for the ****blocks and haters, I'll ignore them too. And as far as dancing, I don't even f*cking care man, I'm just going to dance my ass off and grind the hell out of chicks man. I might even have to ****block other guys. I'm going to say to people "I am the life of this party". What I DON'T want to do is just waste my sitting in the back, watching a bunch of guys grind on a chick. If a chick doesn't want to grind with me, screw her.
"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
Being the LIFE of homecoming...
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“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”
Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.
Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers. Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.
I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.
You may be setting yourself up failure with this goal. You're essentially hoping that everyone will love you and you will be the most popular person there. Never base your worth or your happiness on the opinions of others; just go and try to have fun! Don't compare yourself with the other wannabe-pimps.
Excellent, on both points.
Don't.
Yeah, I want to have fun, but it's those "wanna-be pimps" getting in my way that I'm afraid of will ultimately get in my way. You know, those dudes who will try to make you look bad when you're trying to get some ass. And then there are those shallow b*tches who will only dance with certain guys. Those dudes who will basically "What the f*ck are you doing?" or laugh when you try to just be yourself and have fun.
The opinions of others aren't your concern. Stand up for yourself verbally, and don't even flinch if they threaten you physically. If they c0ckblock you in an obnoxious way, call them on it and make them look like insecure jerks.
Free speech is the path to truth.
Free speech is the path to truth.
This is what I'm afraid of though, those shallow b*tches who just take one look at you and say "Oh, no, you are NOT dancing with me". I'm worried all the f*cking girls at homecoming will be like that. Also what do you do if a song comes up that has specific moves and you don't know? Take Crank That Superman by Soulja Boy for instance, which everyone else seems to know the dance too.
"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
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Those stupid one-song dances aren't worth learning, imo. After watching that youtube video, I can tell you already that the Souljah Boy dance isn't much of a two-person dance anyway.
I can still barely manage the f*cking electric slide...
If a b1tch won't dance with you, so what? You don't have to have every girl love you in order to have a satisfying life. That is the problem with hormongering: It puts you at the mercy of others' opinions! Forget what the b1tches think of you; just go have fun. Be nice to your date. Just don't be a chump.
I can still barely manage the f*cking electric slide...
If a b1tch won't dance with you, so what? You don't have to have every girl love you in order to have a satisfying life. That is the problem with hormongering: It puts you at the mercy of others' opinions! Forget what the b1tches think of you; just go have fun. Be nice to your date. Just don't be a chump.