Why "Whatever You Want" Keeps You Single

She says the movie looks dumb; you suddenly agree. She tests you with a little attitude; you apologize for nothing.

You think you're being easy to get along with. She reads something else entirely: a man with no edges. Nothing to hold on to. No friction, no tension, no reason to wonder what he really thinks.

The "22 Rules" taught me to push back — playfully, calmly, without needing her approval. Strange things happened after that.

Being in a porno?

Thread starter I.A.F.Y.B.
Start date Nov 21, 2007

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I.A.F.Y.B.

Master Don Juan

#1

Maybe, this would be better off in the Anything else forum.

But, my girlfriend works at a porn store as a cashier. Last week she had a meeting with the owners who live out of state. They were talking about new ideas for the store and how they could make more money. Anyways, one of the girls she works with asked her if me and my girlfriend wanted to make a porno and sell it at their store. Other people have been asked this besides us also. So, I'm thinking; would it be worth it? Should I wear a mask? Because, getting paid to fvck my girlfriend doesn't seem too bad.

Thoughts???

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Mr. Wolf

Banned

#2

You should be proud now - they think you're just as good as other couples, hot enough for a porno. It's your big shot.

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Master Bates

Master Don Juan

#3

What the hell are you asking us for? It's totally up to you and whether or not you want other people to be able to pay to watch you and your girlfriend have sex.

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Nouse4one

Don Juan

#4

Beat it like she stole some thing!

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HolyG

Senior Don Juan

#5

Not if you plan on running for office some day...

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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SomeKindaHate

Don Juan

#6

I.A.F.Y.B. said:
Should I wear a mask?

Ah dude you just had me rolling with that question. Everyone in the office is now looking at me.

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ChrizZ

Master Don Juan

#7

make sure to send me a copy.

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Ken785

Master Don Juan

#8

yeah then your GF would be considered a h0e... every customer would look at her as a h0e too...she might even get some perverted stalkers after her too...think about it dude...how many sick perverts are out there? Knowing that your girl is in a porn, especially one that she promotes herself at the store..they might get obsessed and kidnap her from the porn store when its slow (since they know where she works) and rape her or something!...Heave my words and be warned!!

...but if you're going to do it anyway, send me a copy. - Ken

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I.A.F.Y.B.

Master Don Juan

#9

There is good sides to it and bad sides. Ken758 hit the nail on the head with one of the things I was worried about....

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Mr. Wolf

Banned

#10

Protect your girlfriend man, shoot a gay porno. Then send ken a copy.

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

J

jesusrules

Senior Don Juan

#11

lmao.

I guess you should do it, if you feel comfortable. just remember people you know may have a copy. but worst scenerio they ask for your autograph afterwards. lol

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DJDamage

Master Don Juan

#12

I.A.F.Y.B. said:
But, my girlfriend works at a porn store as a cashier.

I wonder how she got the job to begin with....

C

Cruise

Senior Don Juan

#13

HolyG said:
Not if you plan on running for office some day...

Now that... is some hilarious... fugkin... SH IT

LMAO

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Ken785

Master Don Juan

#14

Think about it dude...if say Jenna Haze or Briana Banks or somebody worked in a porn shop and you're at the register with her while shes ringing you up smiling at you...you couldn't tell me the thought about fvcking her brains out right then and there doesn't cross your mind every time you see her at the store...and thats just how normal people think...now imagine that way of thinking with some sick sadistic pervert-rapist...

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Ken785

Master Don Juan

#15

HolyG said:
Not if you plan on running for office some day...

didn't a porn star named Mary Carey run for California governor?...although it was an obvious publicity stunt..it was pretty funny..she said that if she was elected, she would put cameras in the 'oral' office to let people see what ReALLy goes on...LOL She actually got like 230 votes or something like that.. :crackup:

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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I.A.F.Y.B.

Master Don Juan

#16

DJDamage said:
I wonder how she got the job to begin with....

The add said they needed a cashier. And my girl use to be a cashier at safeway for a year. Also, I've meet all the people who work their. Its all girls and one young guy who is emo/gothic. They also, all are in relationships so, I'm not worried about the people she works with.

As for Ken785, You mentioned somethings that I'd worry about. Such as who knows what weirdos come into that store. But, my city isn't that big and is pretty conservative. Most all the crime that happens in my town is drug related.

So, I'll just decide whether it would be worth it not...

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Crazy Asian

Master Don Juan

#17

do it!!!
.....and send me a copy

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Ken785

Master Don Juan

#18

I.A.F.Y.B. said:
The add said they needed a cashier. And my girl use to be a cashier at safeway for a year. Also, I've meet all the people who work their. Its all girls and one young guy who is emo/gothic. They also, all are in relationships so, I'm not worried about the people she works with.

As for Ken785, You mentioned somethings that I'd worry about. Such as who knows what weirdos come into that store. But, my city isn't that big and is pretty conservative. Most all the crime that happens in my town is drug related.

So, I'll just decide whether it would be worth it not...

so why would she make a porn to help out the store? shes not the owner...is she getting most of the profits?...

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I.A.F.Y.B.

Master Don Juan

#19

Ken785 said:
so why would she make a porn to help out the store? shes not the owner...is she getting most of the profits?...

Good question. I never thought where the money would go. I know we would get our cut... But, I guess it depends how much each copy of a movie would sell for. Then, would have to split it 3 ways. Bewteen; me, my girlfriend, and the store. We are both unsure if we want to do it. But, if most the profits are going to the store... Then, it wouldnt be worth having a bunch of guys whack off to me and my girl having sex for a few mesley dollars. I'll have to go and talk to the people that work there and see whats up.

K

Ken785

Master Don Juan

#20

I.A.F.Y.B. said:
Good question. I never thought where the money would go. I know we would get our cut... But, I guess it depends how much each copy of a movie would sell for. Then, would have to split it 3 ways. Bewteen; me, my girlfriend, and the store. We are both unsure if we want to do it. But, if most the profits are going to the store... Then, it wouldnt be worth having a bunch of guys whack off to me and my girl having sex for a few mesley dollars. I'll have to go and talk to the people that work there and see whats up.

i know...why help out the store AND give them most of the profits when you don't own it...tell them to ask the other 2 girls and the goth dude to make a 3-way porn together...

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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