Why "Whatever You Want" Keeps You Single

She says the movie looks dumb; you suddenly agree. She tests you with a little attitude; you apologize for nothing.

You think you're being easy to get along with. She reads something else entirely: a man with no edges. Nothing to hold on to. No friction, no tension, no reason to wonder what he really thinks.

The "22 Rules" taught me to push back — playfully, calmly, without needing her approval. Strange things happened after that.

Being in a porno?

Thread starter I.A.F.Y.B.
Start date Nov 21, 2007

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I.A.F.Y.B.

Master Don Juan

#1

Maybe, this would be better off in the Anything else forum.

But, my girlfriend works at a porn store as a cashier. Last week she had a meeting with the owners who live out of state. They were talking about new ideas for the store and how they could make more money. Anyways, one of the girls she works with asked her if me and my girlfriend wanted to make a porno and sell it at their store. Other people have been asked this besides us also. So, I'm thinking; would it be worth it? Should I wear a mask? Because, getting paid to fvck my girlfriend doesn't seem too bad.

Thoughts???

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Mr. Wolf

Banned

#2

You should be proud now - they think you're just as good as other couples, hot enough for a porno. It's your big shot.

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Master Bates

Master Don Juan

#3

What the hell are you asking us for? It's totally up to you and whether or not you want other people to be able to pay to watch you and your girlfriend have sex.

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Nouse4one

Don Juan

#4

Beat it like she stole some thing!

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HolyG

Senior Don Juan

#5

Not if you plan on running for office some day...

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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SomeKindaHate

Don Juan

#6

I.A.F.Y.B. said:
Should I wear a mask?

Ah dude you just had me rolling with that question. Everyone in the office is now looking at me.

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ChrizZ

Master Don Juan

#7

make sure to send me a copy.

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Ken785

Master Don Juan

#8

yeah then your GF would be considered a h0e... every customer would look at her as a h0e too...she might even get some perverted stalkers after her too...think about it dude...how many sick perverts are out there? Knowing that your girl is in a porn, especially one that she promotes herself at the store..they might get obsessed and kidnap her from the porn store when its slow (since they know where she works) and rape her or something!...Heave my words and be warned!!

...but if you're going to do it anyway, send me a copy. - Ken

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I.A.F.Y.B.

Master Don Juan

#9

There is good sides to it and bad sides. Ken758 hit the nail on the head with one of the things I was worried about....

M

Mr. Wolf

Banned

#10

Protect your girlfriend man, shoot a gay porno. Then send ken a copy.

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

J

jesusrules

Senior Don Juan

#11

lmao.

I guess you should do it, if you feel comfortable. just remember people you know may have a copy. but worst scenerio they ask for your autograph afterwards. lol

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DJDamage

Master Don Juan

#12

I.A.F.Y.B. said:
But, my girlfriend works at a porn store as a cashier.

I wonder how she got the job to begin with....

C

Cruise

Senior Don Juan

#13

HolyG said:
Not if you plan on running for office some day...

Now that... is some hilarious... fugkin... SH IT

LMAO

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Ken785

Master Don Juan

#14

Think about it dude...if say Jenna Haze or Briana Banks or somebody worked in a porn shop and you're at the register with her while shes ringing you up smiling at you...you couldn't tell me the thought about fvcking her brains out right then and there doesn't cross your mind every time you see her at the store...and thats just how normal people think...now imagine that way of thinking with some sick sadistic pervert-rapist...

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Ken785

Master Don Juan

#15

HolyG said:
Not if you plan on running for office some day...

didn't a porn star named Mary Carey run for California governor?...although it was an obvious publicity stunt..it was pretty funny..she said that if she was elected, she would put cameras in the 'oral' office to let people see what ReALLy goes on...LOL She actually got like 230 votes or something like that.. :crackup:

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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I.A.F.Y.B.

Master Don Juan

#16

DJDamage said:
I wonder how she got the job to begin with....

The add said they needed a cashier. And my girl use to be a cashier at safeway for a year. Also, I've meet all the people who work their. Its all girls and one young guy who is emo/gothic. They also, all are in relationships so, I'm not worried about the people she works with.

As for Ken785, You mentioned somethings that I'd worry about. Such as who knows what weirdos come into that store. But, my city isn't that big and is pretty conservative. Most all the crime that happens in my town is drug related.

So, I'll just decide whether it would be worth it not...

C

Crazy Asian

Master Don Juan

#17

do it!!!
.....and send me a copy

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Ken785

Master Don Juan

#18

I.A.F.Y.B. said:
The add said they needed a cashier. And my girl use to be a cashier at safeway for a year. Also, I've meet all the people who work their. Its all girls and one young guy who is emo/gothic. They also, all are in relationships so, I'm not worried about the people she works with.

As for Ken785, You mentioned somethings that I'd worry about. Such as who knows what weirdos come into that store. But, my city isn't that big and is pretty conservative. Most all the crime that happens in my town is drug related.

So, I'll just decide whether it would be worth it not...

so why would she make a porn to help out the store? shes not the owner...is she getting most of the profits?...

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I.A.F.Y.B.

Master Don Juan

#19

Ken785 said:
so why would she make a porn to help out the store? shes not the owner...is she getting most of the profits?...

Good question. I never thought where the money would go. I know we would get our cut... But, I guess it depends how much each copy of a movie would sell for. Then, would have to split it 3 ways. Bewteen; me, my girlfriend, and the store. We are both unsure if we want to do it. But, if most the profits are going to the store... Then, it wouldnt be worth having a bunch of guys whack off to me and my girl having sex for a few mesley dollars. I'll have to go and talk to the people that work there and see whats up.

K

Ken785

Master Don Juan

#20

I.A.F.Y.B. said:
Good question. I never thought where the money would go. I know we would get our cut... But, I guess it depends how much each copy of a movie would sell for. Then, would have to split it 3 ways. Bewteen; me, my girlfriend, and the store. We are both unsure if we want to do it. But, if most the profits are going to the store... Then, it wouldnt be worth having a bunch of guys whack off to me and my girl having sex for a few mesley dollars. I'll have to go and talk to the people that work there and see whats up.

i know...why help out the store AND give them most of the profits when you don't own it...tell them to ask the other 2 girls and the goth dude to make a 3-way porn together...

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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