"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Being Famous

everywomanshero

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I have made friends with a guy who looks nearly indentical to a famous person. Actually, the guy isn't even that famous, I'd be willing to bet 3x as many guys would recognize him than women and even the guys don't always have a clue.

As an experiment, I helped convience him he should start a myspace as a poser. The emails this guy is getting are freaking funny. Everyday the same several horny women leave him comments even though he won't return their emails. It's like some sort of competition for attention, as well as newbs. The women are getting pissed because he won't meet them as fast as they want, some are even trying to get him to commit to providing sex "sure, right, you won't really want to" kind of stuff. As I write this he is just returning home from shaggin a hottie who invited him over for sex while her husband is at work.

If anyone out there really has any doubt how many women out there are seeking validation from being shagged by even a Z-lister, let me tell you they are lining up with their panties in their hands. lol. It's been some funny sh1t, I'm hoping he will post some stories for you guys.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Francisco d'Anconia

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everywomanshero said:
...If anyone out there really has any doubt how many women out there are seeking validation from being shagged by even a Z-lister, let me tell you they are lining up with their panties in their hands. lol. It's been some funny sh1t, I'm hoping he will post some stories for you guys.
Check out Neil Strauss' MySpace page. He has two 80's Z-listers helping him. One was just finalized his divorce so he's really running around buck wild.
 

ChrizZ

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That confirms my belief that power is all that counts in this life.
 

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What famous person is he posing as?
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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