vonbock
Senior Don Juan
I hear stories of how pool boys get laid all the time. I was wondering if any of you all have experience in this and will getting a job as the pool boy help me get girls?
Why "Whatever You Want" Keeps You Single
She says the movie looks dumb; you suddenly agree. She tests you with a little attitude; you apologize for nothing.
You think you're being easy to get along with. She reads something else entirely: a man with no edges. Nothing to hold on to. No friction, no tension, no reason to wonder what he really thinks.
The "22 Rules" taught me to push back — playfully, calmly, without needing her approval. Strange things happened after that.
Being a pool boy
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"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
ezily
Senior Don Juan
no it will not help you get girls. you will be around one of two types of girls.
1.) high school girls who aren't very attractive at all (they are the lifeguards).
2.) annoying ugly older women
see I've discovered that attractive girls generally do not have jobs until they are older (maybe 22-23). And if you are an older guy then the ugly high school girls you see are out of the question. And the old women are just a pain to look at.
My advice: don't take a job looking to get girls. It won't work out the way you think.
1.) high school girls who aren't very attractive at all (they are the lifeguards).
2.) annoying ugly older women
see I've discovered that attractive girls generally do not have jobs until they are older (maybe 22-23). And if you are an older guy then the ugly high school girls you see are out of the question. And the old women are just a pain to look at.
My advice: don't take a job looking to get girls. It won't work out the way you think.
I think he means a pool boy like the ones who clean people's pools in their backyard, not a public pool. And he probably thinks the lonely housewife will be watching him through the window wondering what he could do that her husband couldn't. And then start nailing him on the regular while he's gone at work. Something like that I assume.
Hahaha thats the first thing I thought of when I read this thread.falcon814 said:ive seen pool boys get laid in porn................
I don't know where you heard this, but I doubt its true.
"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
sprint
Don Juan
yeah I wish pool boys got laid all the time...
bingoIsiMan84 said:I think he means a pool boy like the ones who clean people's pools in their backyard, not a public pool. And he probably thinks the lonely housewife will be watching him through the window wondering what he could do that her husband couldn't. And then start nailing him on the regular while he's gone at work. Something like that I assume.
Customers leave tips and you will get a holiday bonus if you leave a business card with your name and address on the back. If you are well mannered, parents will intro you to their daughters. It could be a nice change for you! Best of luck to you!!
sprint
Don Juan
too many people in this thread are living in a dream world.
Haha so true. If this was the case every guy would be a pool boy, pizza delivery guy or plumber and there would be no CEO's or venture capitalists. Sure you'd be getting middle-aged tail on the regular, but have fun riding a Huffy to work every day and living with your parents. Plus you'd only be working like 3-4 months out of the year. Why am I even discussing this?
P.S. Woo hoo Master Don Juan!
P.S. Woo hoo Master Don Juan!
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
guywhoneedshelp
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I've gotten more girls working at McDonalds when I was 16 because they would send me and IM the next day or something saying "hey I saw you working at McDonalds hook me up with some free fry's!"
ready123
Master Don Juan
I'd rather be a doctor