vonbock
Senior Don Juan
I hear stories of how pool boys get laid all the time. I was wondering if any of you all have experience in this and will getting a job as the pool boy help me get girls?
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Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
Being a pool boy
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
ezily
Senior Don Juan
no it will not help you get girls. you will be around one of two types of girls.
1.) high school girls who aren't very attractive at all (they are the lifeguards).
2.) annoying ugly older women
see I've discovered that attractive girls generally do not have jobs until they are older (maybe 22-23). And if you are an older guy then the ugly high school girls you see are out of the question. And the old women are just a pain to look at.
My advice: don't take a job looking to get girls. It won't work out the way you think.
1.) high school girls who aren't very attractive at all (they are the lifeguards).
2.) annoying ugly older women
see I've discovered that attractive girls generally do not have jobs until they are older (maybe 22-23). And if you are an older guy then the ugly high school girls you see are out of the question. And the old women are just a pain to look at.
My advice: don't take a job looking to get girls. It won't work out the way you think.
I think he means a pool boy like the ones who clean people's pools in their backyard, not a public pool. And he probably thinks the lonely housewife will be watching him through the window wondering what he could do that her husband couldn't. And then start nailing him on the regular while he's gone at work. Something like that I assume.
Hahaha thats the first thing I thought of when I read this thread.falcon814 said:ive seen pool boys get laid in porn................
I don't know where you heard this, but I doubt its true.
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Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.
Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers. Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.
I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.
sprint
Don Juan
yeah I wish pool boys got laid all the time...
bingoIsiMan84 said:I think he means a pool boy like the ones who clean people's pools in their backyard, not a public pool. And he probably thinks the lonely housewife will be watching him through the window wondering what he could do that her husband couldn't. And then start nailing him on the regular while he's gone at work. Something like that I assume.
Customers leave tips and you will get a holiday bonus if you leave a business card with your name and address on the back. If you are well mannered, parents will intro you to their daughters. It could be a nice change for you! Best of luck to you!!
sprint
Don Juan
too many people in this thread are living in a dream world.
Haha so true. If this was the case every guy would be a pool boy, pizza delivery guy or plumber and there would be no CEO's or venture capitalists. Sure you'd be getting middle-aged tail on the regular, but have fun riding a Huffy to work every day and living with your parents. Plus you'd only be working like 3-4 months out of the year. Why am I even discussing this?
P.S. Woo hoo Master Don Juan!
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Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules. Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.
guywhoneedshelp
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I've gotten more girls working at McDonalds when I was 16 because they would send me and IM the next day or something saying "hey I saw you working at McDonalds hook me up with some free fry's!"
ready123
Master Don Juan
I'd rather be a doctor