Being a pool boy

[vonbock]

I hear stories of how pool boys get laid all the time. I was wondering if any of you all have experience in this and will getting a job as the pool boy help me get girls?

 

[falcon814]

ive seen pool boys get laid in porn................

 

[ezily]

no it will not help you get girls. you will be around one of two types of girls.

1.) high school girls who aren't very attractive at all (they are the lifeguards).

2.) annoying ugly older women

see I've discovered that attractive girls generally do not have jobs until they are older (maybe 22-23). And if you are an older guy then the ugly high school girls you see are out of the question. And the old women are just a pain to look at.

My advice: don't take a job looking to get girls. It won't work out the way you think.

 

[IsiMan84]

I think he means a pool boy like the ones who clean people's pools in their backyard, not a public pool. And he probably thinks the lonely housewife will be watching him through the window wondering what he could do that her husband couldn't. And then start nailing him on the regular while he's gone at work. Something like that I assume.

 

[Voice]

ive seen pool boys get laid in porn................

Hahaha thats the first thing I thought of when I read this thread.

I don't know where you heard this, but I doubt its true.

 

[sprint]

yeah I wish pool boys got laid all the time...

 

[jdjd]

I think he means a pool boy like the ones who clean people's pools in their backyard, not a public pool. And he probably thinks the lonely housewife will be watching him through the window wondering what he could do that her husband couldn't. And then start nailing him on the regular while he's gone at work. Something like that I assume.

bingo

 

[procanto]

Customers leave tips and you will get a holiday bonus if you leave a business card with your name and address on the back. If you are well mannered, parents will intro you to their daughters. It could be a nice change for you! Best of luck to you!!

 

[sprint]

too many people in this thread are living in a dream world.

 

[IsiMan84]

Haha so true. If this was the case every guy would be a pool boy, pizza delivery guy or plumber and there would be no CEO's or venture capitalists. Sure you'd be getting middle-aged tail on the regular, but have fun riding a Huffy to work every day and living with your parents. Plus you'd only be working like 3-4 months out of the year. Why am I even discussing this?

P.S. Woo hoo Master Don Juan!

 

[guywhoneedshelp]

I've gotten more girls working at McDonalds when I was 16 because they would send me and IM the next day or something saying "hey I saw you working at McDonalds hook me up with some free fry's!"

 

[DJDamage]

You are better off at working at either a trendy bar or a trendy coffee shop.

 

[ready123]

I'd rather be a doctor