vonbock
Senior Don Juan
I hear stories of how pool boys get laid all the time. I was wondering if any of you all have experience in this and will getting a job as the pool boy help me get girls?
Being a pool boy
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What happens, IN HER MIND, is that she comes to see you as WORTHLESS simply because she hasn't had to INVEST anything in you in order to get you or to keep you.
You were an interesting diversion while she had nothing else to do. But now that someone a little more valuable has come along, someone who expects her to treat him very well, she'll have no problem at all dropping you or demoting you to lowly "friendship" status.
Quote taken from The SoSuave Guide to Women and Dating, which you can read for FREE.
ezily
Senior Don Juan
no it will not help you get girls. you will be around one of two types of girls.
1.) high school girls who aren't very attractive at all (they are the lifeguards).
2.) annoying ugly older women
see I've discovered that attractive girls generally do not have jobs until they are older (maybe 22-23). And if you are an older guy then the ugly high school girls you see are out of the question. And the old women are just a pain to look at.
My advice: don't take a job looking to get girls. It won't work out the way you think.
1.) high school girls who aren't very attractive at all (they are the lifeguards).
2.) annoying ugly older women
see I've discovered that attractive girls generally do not have jobs until they are older (maybe 22-23). And if you are an older guy then the ugly high school girls you see are out of the question. And the old women are just a pain to look at.
My advice: don't take a job looking to get girls. It won't work out the way you think.
I think he means a pool boy like the ones who clean people's pools in their backyard, not a public pool. And he probably thinks the lonely housewife will be watching him through the window wondering what he could do that her husband couldn't. And then start nailing him on the regular while he's gone at work. Something like that I assume.
sprint
Don Juan
yeah I wish pool boys got laid all the time...
Customers leave tips and you will get a holiday bonus if you leave a business card with your name and address on the back. If you are well mannered, parents will intro you to their daughters. It could be a nice change for you! Best of luck to you!!
sprint
Don Juan
too many people in this thread are living in a dream world.
Haha so true. If this was the case every guy would be a pool boy, pizza delivery guy or plumber and there would be no CEO's or venture capitalists. Sure you'd be getting middle-aged tail on the regular, but have fun riding a Huffy to work every day and living with your parents. Plus you'd only be working like 3-4 months out of the year. Why am I even discussing this?
P.S. Woo hoo Master Don Juan!
P.S. Woo hoo Master Don Juan!
guywhoneedshelp
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I've gotten more girls working at McDonalds when I was 16 because they would send me and IM the next day or something saying "hey I saw you working at McDonalds hook me up with some free fry's!"
ready123
Master Don Juan
I'd rather be a doctor