TheMainMan
Don Juan
I was just thinking, what would we do if we didn't have beer in this world?
It would be unthinkable...
It would be unthinkable...
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Beer
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"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
Ace of Flames
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Indifference.
Beer is bitter and it'll give you a gut. Mixed drinks are where its at. Give me a shot or something.
Beer is bitter and it'll give you a gut. Mixed drinks are where its at. Give me a shot or something.
Mr_Aries
Don Juan
One word; bourbon
TyTe`EyEs
Master Don Juan
If we didn't have beer I'd black out more often.TheMainMan said:
"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
PeterNorthisawesome
Banned
The Irish would have taken over the world. Fat chicks would be gone... no fat dudes to mate with them to have fat babies... oh I hate fat people btw. :trouble:TheMainMan said:
Kev07
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Beer is gross
and i'm allergic to it.
and i'm allergic to it.
foxhound87
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Beer is beautiful, I can't beleive that people here don't like it. I suppose most of the guys here drink "chicks drinks" :crackup: But yeah if beer didn't exist the world would be a much nicer place....
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
PeterNorthisawesome
Banned
Yes I'm pretty sure martini, absinthe and yager bomb are chick drinks... American beer look and taste like warm piss anyways. The only good beers are in Europe.foxhound87 said:
foxhound87
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Yeah, American beer is horrible it tastes like water. German Beers are good, Australian is okay, some Canadian beers are okay (better than American beer anyway)
Bible_Belt
Master Don Juan
It's funny to see cans of American beer on shelves overseas. Outside of this country, Miller and Bud are imports, and often priced higher than other beer.
"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
Serialized3
Master Don Juan
I'm all about hefeweizens, wheat beers, belgian whites, and IPAs!
ViciousDADogg
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my....belley...n...tits...agree..with...above..
but..my...brain...disagree
but..my...brain...disagree
PeterNorthisawesome
Banned
No sh't... wow did you really graduate high school? So what's your point? Importing European beer will make it American? It doesn't matter if you import it... it's still EUROPEAN BEER. Maybe I should spoon feed your tiny little brain by adding all good beer comes from Europe. Seriously piss off...Deus ex Pianoforte said:
Serialized3
Master Don Juan
http://www.bluemoonbrewingcompany.com/PeterNorthisawesome said:
Delicious "belgian white" beer from the CO. I usually have at least a twelver on hand here.
PeterNorthisawesome
Banned
Never tried it, sounds good though. I still think Germany has the best.Serialized3 said:
“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”
Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.
Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers. Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.
I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.