"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Bedtime Prayer for Men (RAFCs)

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Francisco d'Anconia

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A friend of mine from the UK told me this in a bar last night. It's what their DJs tell their AFCs to keep in mind when training to become a DJ.

As I lay me down to sleep
I pray for a woman who's very cheap.

One who's sexy, blonde and long.
Who notices that she's mostly wrong.

One who sucks and doesn't speak.
And promises to do so at least once a week.

I pray that she is very randy,
'cause one like that would come in pretty handy.

Opens her legs and lies on the floor,
and once I'm done, she wants no more.

Oh, send me a woman who will not play with my mind.
Who knows what she wants and that's a LOT from behind!

One who'll screw till my body's a twitchin'
and brings me a beer when she comes from the kitchen!

I pray that she'll last right up to the end,
And would never complain when I do her best friend.

Thanks in advance and you know I can't wait,
so I'll screw all the rest 'cause it's never too late.

Amen.

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"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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I do not approve this misogynist bullsh!t.
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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It's not misogynist, just superficial. "Brought a tear to my eye."? Come on kids, grow up. If you start wondering in twenty years why women are "cheap," "mostly wrong," and "open their legs and lie on the floor," then it is because this is the image you've pasted on them.

A man with real self esteem doesn't concern himself with women like that.
 
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that was nothing more than a funny poem :p
 
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Marlimus said:
I do not approve this misogynist bullsh!t.
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Ditto.

Also, I don't prefer blondes, I hate beer, and I wouldn't want a chic I can't talk to. This poem is stereotyping men..
 
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Marlimus said:
I do not approve this misogynist bullsh!t.
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Right; it had a definite "I hate women" theme to it... :rolleyes:

Gotta love a world full of "nice guys," it sure as h3ll makes being a DJ easy... ;)
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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Francisco d'Anconia

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Bumping to give a little inspiration to the noobs. :D
 
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I dont understand why guys get pissed, its just a funny poem, stop taking everything so damn serious.
 
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Its just a poem. Unless people acctually read this and follow it who cares. And when I said "Brought a tear to my eye" I was being sarcastic. Do all of you take everything at face value?:down:
 
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