"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Bedtime Prayer for Men (RAFCs)

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Francisco d'Anconia

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A friend of mine from the UK told me this in a bar last night. It's what their DJs tell their AFCs to keep in mind when training to become a DJ.

As I lay me down to sleep
I pray for a woman who's very cheap.

One who's sexy, blonde and long.
Who notices that she's mostly wrong.

One who sucks and doesn't speak.
And promises to do so at least once a week.

I pray that she is very randy,
'cause one like that would come in pretty handy.

Opens her legs and lies on the floor,
and once I'm done, she wants no more.

Oh, send me a woman who will not play with my mind.
Who knows what she wants and that's a LOT from behind!

One who'll screw till my body's a twitchin'
and brings me a beer when she comes from the kitchen!

I pray that she'll last right up to the end,
And would never complain when I do her best friend.

Thanks in advance and you know I can't wait,
so I'll screw all the rest 'cause it's never too late.

Amen.

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"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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I do not approve this misogynist bullsh!t.
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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It's not misogynist, just superficial. "Brought a tear to my eye."? Come on kids, grow up. If you start wondering in twenty years why women are "cheap," "mostly wrong," and "open their legs and lie on the floor," then it is because this is the image you've pasted on them.

A man with real self esteem doesn't concern himself with women like that.
 
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that was nothing more than a funny poem :p
 
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Marlimus said:
I do not approve this misogynist bullsh!t.
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Ditto.

Also, I don't prefer blondes, I hate beer, and I wouldn't want a chic I can't talk to. This poem is stereotyping men..
 
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Marlimus said:
I do not approve this misogynist bullsh!t.
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Right; it had a definite "I hate women" theme to it... :rolleyes:

Gotta love a world full of "nice guys," it sure as h3ll makes being a DJ easy... ;)
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Francisco d'Anconia

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Bumping to give a little inspiration to the noobs. :D
 
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I dont understand why guys get pissed, its just a funny poem, stop taking everything so damn serious.
 
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Its just a poem. Unless people acctually read this and follow it who cares. And when I said "Brought a tear to my eye" I was being sarcastic. Do all of you take everything at face value?:down:
 
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