Bedtime Prayer for Men (RAFCs)

[Francisco d'Anconia]

A friend of mine from the UK told me this in a bar last night. It's what their DJs tell their AFCs to keep in mind when training to become a DJ.

As I lay me down to sleep
I pray for a woman who's very cheap.

One who's sexy, blonde and long.
Who notices that she's mostly wrong.

One who sucks and doesn't speak.
And promises to do so at least once a week.

I pray that she is very randy,
'cause one like that would come in pretty handy.

Opens her legs and lies on the floor,
and once I'm done, she wants no more.

Oh, send me a woman who will not play with my mind.
Who knows what she wants and that's a LOT from behind!

One who'll screw till my body's a twitchin'
and brings me a beer when she comes from the kitchen!

I pray that she'll last right up to the end,
And would never complain when I do her best friend.

Thanks in advance and you know I can't wait,
so I'll screw all the rest 'cause it's never too late.

Amen.

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[VegasGuy56]

That....was so beautiful. *cries*

 

[Brian20o2]

Brought a tear to my eye.
I recomend it for poem of the century.

 

[GirlCrazy]

Awesome.

 

[Marlimus]

I do not approve this misogynist bullsh!t.

 

[Nocturnal]

It's not misogynist, just superficial. "Brought a tear to my eye."? Come on kids, grow up. If you start wondering in twenty years why women are "cheap," "mostly wrong," and "open their legs and lie on the floor," then it is because this is the image you've pasted on them.

A man with real self esteem doesn't concern himself with women like that.

 

[MrS]

that was nothing more than a funny poem

 

[Freewheelin Frank]

I do not approve this misogynist bullsh!t.

Ditto.

Also, I don't prefer blondes, I hate beer, and I wouldn't want a chic I can't talk to. This poem is stereotyping men..

 

[shydude]

Its a nice peom. Shydude liked it.

 

[Francisco d'Anconia]

I do not approve this misogynist bullsh!t.

Right; it had a definite "I hate women" theme to it...

Gotta love a world full of "nice guys," it sure as h3ll makes being a DJ easy...

 

[Francisco d'Anconia]

Bumping to give a little inspiration to the noobs.

 

[qweretyuiopas]

I dont understand why guys get pissed, its just a funny poem, stop taking everything so damn serious.

 

[Brian20o2]

Its just a poem. Unless people acctually read this and follow it who cares. And when I said "Brought a tear to my eye" I was being sarcastic. Do all of you take everything at face value?