Monkey
Master Don Juan
Being paid buckets of cash to take women out seems too good to be true!
Anyone ever been a male escort or considered it?
Anyone ever been a male escort or considered it?
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
Becoming a male escort?
- Thread starter Monkey
- Start date
"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
ShizamDaMan
Master Don Juan
- Joined
- Mar 26, 2003
- Messages
- 1,113
- Reaction score
- 3
I think it's about as good an idea as selling your sperm. I considered the sperm thing until I stopped to think I'd have tons of kids running around not knowing who their biological dad's are.
For a short while it'll seem great, until you realized the error of your ways and have multiple STD's or children.
For a short while it'll seem great, until you realized the error of your ways and have multiple STD's or children.
Monkey
Master Don Juan
Obviously you'd wear condoms, besides alot of escort agencies seem to involve just taking women out and being their partner for the evening and any sex later on is down to the discretion of the escort.
diablo
Master Don Juan
Considering the quality of the women you'd be escorting, I hardly would say that it is "too good to be true". If prancing around town and under the sheets with a fat, wrinkled lady old enough to be your grandmother gets you so excited, then by all means give it a shot. Let us know how it turns out though, okay?
Joe The Homophobe
Master Don Juan
rofl!
I have a better idea for Monkey. How about you go to college, get an education and stop being such a p****??
I have a better idea for Monkey. How about you go to college, get an education and stop being such a p****??
"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
Monkey
Master Don Juan
Calm down kid, I was just making conversation.
LowPlainsDrifter
Senior Don Juan
I second that last reply...
I read a really excellent thorough piece by someone with a lot of experience in the porn industry.
He basically talked about what you have to do to "break in."
For men, it's generally a long grind of gay porn before their "dues are paid."
The only exception I can see is for someone like the guy who does "MILF HUNTER" - he's apparently self-employed and can do what he wants.
I read a really excellent thorough piece by someone with a lot of experience in the porn industry.
He basically talked about what you have to do to "break in."
For men, it's generally a long grind of gay porn before their "dues are paid."
The only exception I can see is for someone like the guy who does "MILF HUNTER" - he's apparently self-employed and can do what he wants.
"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
VikingKing
Banned
Women dont really need to pay for sex, usually men do that..
However, if I get to fvck some decent looking edit : lol I said hookers, I meant cougars. after I take them out and show them a good time. If they pay me well fvck yeah i'd do it.
I love taking womens money, its easy, easy. (sometimes)
However, if I get to fvck some decent looking edit : lol I said hookers, I meant cougars. after I take them out and show them a good time. If they pay me well fvck yeah i'd do it.
I love taking womens money, its easy, easy. (sometimes)
I did a bout of this when I was 20-22. It's good to get into if you can break into an agency. They usually take 20% and give you the rest, which was around $200-300 a night for about 4 times a month with 1-3 different clients.
It's easier said than done. You have to be in the best shape of your life, have lots of good suits/ underwear, look much older than you are and be the biggest emotional tampon you can be. My agency told me to never order a drink other than Islay scotch during outings. I guess it was there way to create a brand. I'm not saying islay scotch is unpleasant, you just got to learn to love it.
If you want to get into it, you're fit as f*ck, well mannered, and know how to "treat a lady", pm me. There are agencies in all cities. It just takes some calls, headshots/ comp cards if you have them, and lots of conditioning.
Oh and don't listen to people when they say you have to grind through lots of gay porn to move up. Total myth. Have the frame, the dong, and the right connections.
It's easier said than done. You have to be in the best shape of your life, have lots of good suits/ underwear, look much older than you are and be the biggest emotional tampon you can be. My agency told me to never order a drink other than Islay scotch during outings. I guess it was there way to create a brand. I'm not saying islay scotch is unpleasant, you just got to learn to love it.
If you want to get into it, you're fit as f*ck, well mannered, and know how to "treat a lady", pm me. There are agencies in all cities. It just takes some calls, headshots/ comp cards if you have them, and lots of conditioning.
Oh and don't listen to people when they say you have to grind through lots of gay porn to move up. Total myth. Have the frame, the dong, and the right connections.
backseatjuan
Banned
Easy. Sign up for a sex site, put check marks next to meet women, men, couples, etc. Post a picture of your d!ck. When they message you, tell them you do it for money. Can make a lot of cash if you have a big d!ck.
"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.