Monkey
Master Don Juan
Being paid buckets of cash to take women out seems too good to be true!
Anyone ever been a male escort or considered it?
Anyone ever been a male escort or considered it?
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
Becoming a male escort?
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"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
ShizamDaMan
Master Don Juan
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I think it's about as good an idea as selling your sperm. I considered the sperm thing until I stopped to think I'd have tons of kids running around not knowing who their biological dad's are.
For a short while it'll seem great, until you realized the error of your ways and have multiple STD's or children.
For a short while it'll seem great, until you realized the error of your ways and have multiple STD's or children.
Monkey
Master Don Juan
Obviously you'd wear condoms, besides alot of escort agencies seem to involve just taking women out and being their partner for the evening and any sex later on is down to the discretion of the escort.
diablo
Master Don Juan
Considering the quality of the women you'd be escorting, I hardly would say that it is "too good to be true". If prancing around town and under the sheets with a fat, wrinkled lady old enough to be your grandmother gets you so excited, then by all means give it a shot. Let us know how it turns out though, okay?
Joe The Homophobe
Master Don Juan
rofl!
I have a better idea for Monkey. How about you go to college, get an education and stop being such a p****??
I have a better idea for Monkey. How about you go to college, get an education and stop being such a p****??
"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.
Monkey
Master Don Juan
Calm down kid, I was just making conversation.
LowPlainsDrifter
Senior Don Juan
I second that last reply...
I read a really excellent thorough piece by someone with a lot of experience in the porn industry.
He basically talked about what you have to do to "break in."
For men, it's generally a long grind of gay porn before their "dues are paid."
The only exception I can see is for someone like the guy who does "MILF HUNTER" - he's apparently self-employed and can do what he wants.
I read a really excellent thorough piece by someone with a lot of experience in the porn industry.
He basically talked about what you have to do to "break in."
For men, it's generally a long grind of gay porn before their "dues are paid."
The only exception I can see is for someone like the guy who does "MILF HUNTER" - he's apparently self-employed and can do what he wants.
"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
VikingKing
Banned
Women dont really need to pay for sex, usually men do that..
However, if I get to fvck some decent looking edit : lol I said hookers, I meant cougars. after I take them out and show them a good time. If they pay me well fvck yeah i'd do it.
I love taking womens money, its easy, easy. (sometimes)
However, if I get to fvck some decent looking edit : lol I said hookers, I meant cougars. after I take them out and show them a good time. If they pay me well fvck yeah i'd do it.
I love taking womens money, its easy, easy. (sometimes)
I did a bout of this when I was 20-22. It's good to get into if you can break into an agency. They usually take 20% and give you the rest, which was around $200-300 a night for about 4 times a month with 1-3 different clients.
It's easier said than done. You have to be in the best shape of your life, have lots of good suits/ underwear, look much older than you are and be the biggest emotional tampon you can be. My agency told me to never order a drink other than Islay scotch during outings. I guess it was there way to create a brand. I'm not saying islay scotch is unpleasant, you just got to learn to love it.
If you want to get into it, you're fit as f*ck, well mannered, and know how to "treat a lady", pm me. There are agencies in all cities. It just takes some calls, headshots/ comp cards if you have them, and lots of conditioning.
Oh and don't listen to people when they say you have to grind through lots of gay porn to move up. Total myth. Have the frame, the dong, and the right connections.
It's easier said than done. You have to be in the best shape of your life, have lots of good suits/ underwear, look much older than you are and be the biggest emotional tampon you can be. My agency told me to never order a drink other than Islay scotch during outings. I guess it was there way to create a brand. I'm not saying islay scotch is unpleasant, you just got to learn to love it.
If you want to get into it, you're fit as f*ck, well mannered, and know how to "treat a lady", pm me. There are agencies in all cities. It just takes some calls, headshots/ comp cards if you have them, and lots of conditioning.
Oh and don't listen to people when they say you have to grind through lots of gay porn to move up. Total myth. Have the frame, the dong, and the right connections.
backseatjuan
Banned
Easy. Sign up for a sex site, put check marks next to meet women, men, couples, etc. Post a picture of your d!ck. When they message you, tell them you do it for money. Can make a lot of cash if you have a big d!ck.
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.