Monkey
Master Don Juan
Being paid buckets of cash to take women out seems too good to be true!
Anyone ever been a male escort or considered it?
Anyone ever been a male escort or considered it?
"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
Becoming a male escort?
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"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
ShizamDaMan
Master Don Juan
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I think it's about as good an idea as selling your sperm. I considered the sperm thing until I stopped to think I'd have tons of kids running around not knowing who their biological dad's are.
For a short while it'll seem great, until you realized the error of your ways and have multiple STD's or children.
For a short while it'll seem great, until you realized the error of your ways and have multiple STD's or children.
Monkey
Master Don Juan
Obviously you'd wear condoms, besides alot of escort agencies seem to involve just taking women out and being their partner for the evening and any sex later on is down to the discretion of the escort.
diablo
Master Don Juan
Considering the quality of the women you'd be escorting, I hardly would say that it is "too good to be true". If prancing around town and under the sheets with a fat, wrinkled lady old enough to be your grandmother gets you so excited, then by all means give it a shot. Let us know how it turns out though, okay?
Joe The Homophobe
Master Don Juan
rofl!
I have a better idea for Monkey. How about you go to college, get an education and stop being such a p****??
I have a better idea for Monkey. How about you go to college, get an education and stop being such a p****??
"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
Monkey
Master Don Juan
Calm down kid, I was just making conversation.
LowPlainsDrifter
Senior Don Juan
I second that last reply...
I read a really excellent thorough piece by someone with a lot of experience in the porn industry.
He basically talked about what you have to do to "break in."
For men, it's generally a long grind of gay porn before their "dues are paid."
The only exception I can see is for someone like the guy who does "MILF HUNTER" - he's apparently self-employed and can do what he wants.
I read a really excellent thorough piece by someone with a lot of experience in the porn industry.
He basically talked about what you have to do to "break in."
For men, it's generally a long grind of gay porn before their "dues are paid."
The only exception I can see is for someone like the guy who does "MILF HUNTER" - he's apparently self-employed and can do what he wants.
"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
VikingKing
Banned
Women dont really need to pay for sex, usually men do that..
However, if I get to fvck some decent looking edit : lol I said hookers, I meant cougars. after I take them out and show them a good time. If they pay me well fvck yeah i'd do it.
I love taking womens money, its easy, easy. (sometimes)
However, if I get to fvck some decent looking edit : lol I said hookers, I meant cougars. after I take them out and show them a good time. If they pay me well fvck yeah i'd do it.
I love taking womens money, its easy, easy. (sometimes)
I did a bout of this when I was 20-22. It's good to get into if you can break into an agency. They usually take 20% and give you the rest, which was around $200-300 a night for about 4 times a month with 1-3 different clients.
It's easier said than done. You have to be in the best shape of your life, have lots of good suits/ underwear, look much older than you are and be the biggest emotional tampon you can be. My agency told me to never order a drink other than Islay scotch during outings. I guess it was there way to create a brand. I'm not saying islay scotch is unpleasant, you just got to learn to love it.
If you want to get into it, you're fit as f*ck, well mannered, and know how to "treat a lady", pm me. There are agencies in all cities. It just takes some calls, headshots/ comp cards if you have them, and lots of conditioning.
Oh and don't listen to people when they say you have to grind through lots of gay porn to move up. Total myth. Have the frame, the dong, and the right connections.
It's easier said than done. You have to be in the best shape of your life, have lots of good suits/ underwear, look much older than you are and be the biggest emotional tampon you can be. My agency told me to never order a drink other than Islay scotch during outings. I guess it was there way to create a brand. I'm not saying islay scotch is unpleasant, you just got to learn to love it.
If you want to get into it, you're fit as f*ck, well mannered, and know how to "treat a lady", pm me. There are agencies in all cities. It just takes some calls, headshots/ comp cards if you have them, and lots of conditioning.
Oh and don't listen to people when they say you have to grind through lots of gay porn to move up. Total myth. Have the frame, the dong, and the right connections.
backseatjuan
Banned
Easy. Sign up for a sex site, put check marks next to meet women, men, couples, etc. Post a picture of your d!ck. When they message you, tell them you do it for money. Can make a lot of cash if you have a big d!ck.
"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.