Ken785
Master Don Juan
min. 50k year. no degree needed. what do you guys think?
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.
I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.
Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules. Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
exactly. it ain't the tv or movies. too many guys have been watching too many reruns of chips. most cops work in quiet little communities where passing out speeding tickets is the sexiest thing they ever get to do. being a cop is super safe. if you want a dangerous american job you should become a truck driver or crab fisherman.DJDamage said:I heard being a cop is actually a boring job. You spend 90% of the time writing reports and driving around, while the other 10% dealing with the lowlifes of society. Before you become one find out if its really a job that you want to do.
I agree with pretty much everything you said except for the hypocritical part. Cops are running stop signs to get to a call quicker. Sure, you get the occasional cop that abuses this, just like any other profession. Its a perk of the job I guess. I mean, you work at blockbuster, you get free rentals. You work at a car dealership, you get discounts on new vehicles. You become a cop, you get out of the occasional speeding ticket. haha!KarmaSutra said:Cons:
Not enough money for the jeopardy of the work involved.
You have to be hypocritical. It's ok if cops run a stop sign but you can't?
You can get killed.
Pschologically you get fvcked in the noggin'.
You're immediately stereotyped as a donut lover.
Pros:
Some women love guys in uniform.
You can legally carry a firearm (that you have to purchase). Wait, so can law abiding citizens . . . scratch that one.
Gee, lemmee guess?
Wrong. You mean they don't have thieves and crackheads in small towns?Deus ex Pianoforte said:VERY poor representation.
Cons?
- It's up to the individual to decide what is enough money to do a job, or not. And if you live in a small town or a city with low crime, then there is little to NO jeopardy in the work involved.
Get your head out of your ass. I expect civil servants to follow the same laws as they push. Namely, don't run a yellow light or roll through a stop sign.There is nothing hypocritical about certain measures that police officers take to defend the public. What do you want cops to do, stop at stop signs in the middle of a high-speed pursuit while the criminal runs them? Please.
Obviously you don't know jacksh!t about the psychological impact of law enforcement and the pressure that comes with it.Who says you get psychologically f'ucked? Maybe if you're already an unstable individual, or have been watching too many movies...sure.
Most card carrying Republicans wouldn't.Personally, I wouldn't want someone walking around with a firearm that would be bothered by a couple of pot-smoking teenagers stereotyping them as a "donut lover." But that's just me.
As for the pros, you can only think of one? That some women love men in uniform? Come on now. How about:
1) One of the highest paid jobs you can get without a college degree, with fantastic benefits.
2) Unique and exciting job environment. (Opportunity to shoot people)
3) Endless advancement opportunities. (Rip off drug dealers and thieves)
4) Retire in 20 years. (or die in the line of duty)
5) Save lives, help people. ( people don't care about you when you're dead)
6) Be your own boss while on patrol. (no eyes watching over your shoulder)
7) Use your own discretion and judgment on the job. (see above)
8) All your coworkers have passed an extensive background investigation.
9) Help your community. ( Ok, this is plausable)
10) Easily move into other fields of law enforcement. (what's the suicide rate among cops?)
Let's be fair, now.
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Nice to see that you argue all over the website, great use of your time. Good luck becoming a cop, they would never hire a man of such leftist viewpoints as yourself. :kick:Deus ex Pianoforte said:VERY poor representation.
Cons?
- It's up to the individual to decide what is enough money to do a job, or not. And if you live in a small town or a city with low crime, then there is little to NO jeopardy in the work involved.
- There is nothing hypocritical about certain measures that police officers take to defend the public. What do you want cops to do, stop at stop signs in the middle of a high-speed pursuit while the criminal runs them? Please.
- Who says you get psychologically f'ucked? Maybe if you're already an unstable individual, or have been watching too many movies...sure.
- Personally, I wouldn't want someone walking around with a firearm that would be bothered by a couple of pot-smoking teenagers stereotyping them as a "donut lover." But that's just me.
As for the pros, you can only think of one? That some women love men in uniform? Come on now. How about:
1) One of the highest paid jobs you can get without a college degree, with fantastic benefits.
2) Unique and exciting job environment.
3) Endless advancement opportunities.
4) Retire in 20 years.
5) Save lives, help people.
6) Be your own boss while on patrol.
7) Use your own discretion and judgment on the job.
8) All your coworkers have passed an extensive background investigation.
9) Help your community.
10) Easily move into other fields of law enforcement.
Let's be fair, now.
What the fvck? My drug habits? Jackhole, this is your retort? That's the best you got? I accuse you of being a Republican and you accuse me of being a junkie? This proves how embarrassing it truly is to be a right winger. Good thing the Dems have control. 'Pub's on the run.Deus ex Pianoforte said:I That's it. Turn it to politics the minute someone mentions your drug habits on the net.
Your whole attitude reeks of the gangsta-rap culture mantra of "F'uck da police!", which often results in prison, death, or both. I'm sure the OP is looking for clear-thinking individuals to seriously discuss the option of becoming a police officer. Not far-left anti-government propoganda. Your rhetoric falls on a deaf ear.
logicallefty said:I've been a patrol officer for 3 years.
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.