"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Beard got back?

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I was in da college canteen today + these hot biatches were checkin me out when I walked past and I said "what yo lookin at?" and 1 of em asked if I wear a thong and I did ****y funny on their asses and said "why dont u come to the toilet and find out?" They started laughin and said they couldnt so I said "why? You scared of my trouser snake?"

U gotta be forward with em man! Dont be scared to show u r a man and u got a knob and balls!! They was well into it and laughin like bastards so I was gonna escalate and do some kino on em but I walked off to talk to my mate to show em biatches I dont need them.

But when I walked off I heard 1 of em say "check that booty" and the other one said "baby got back!" and they both started laughin.

What does "baby got back" mean?
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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LOL beard your still the man
 
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awesome C+F!!!

Baby got back means they like your ass
 
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DrBeard said:
I was in da college canteen today + these hot biatches were checkin me out when I walked past and I said "what yo lookin at?" and 1 of em asked if I wear a thong
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Ebonically speaking (so you'll understand) she was telling you you're a pvssy.


and I did ****y funny on their asses and said "why dont u come to the toilet and find out?" They started laughin and said they couldnt so I said "why? You scared of my trouser snake?"
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Again, they we're fvcking with you. Laughing ATyou rather than with you.

U gotta be forward with em man! Dont be scared to show u r a man and u got a knob and balls!! They was well into it and laughin like bastards so I was gonna escalate and do some kino on em but I walked off to talk to my mate to show em biatches I dont need them.
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Good advice. You should try following it preacher man.

But when I walked off I heard 1 of em say "check that booty" and the other one said "baby got back!" and they both started laughin.

What does "baby got back" mean?
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JESUSTHEFVCKBASTARDCHRIST.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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lol... nice thread.
Cheers Beard.
 
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