"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Beard got back?

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I was in da college canteen today + these hot biatches were checkin me out when I walked past and I said "what yo lookin at?" and 1 of em asked if I wear a thong and I did ****y funny on their asses and said "why dont u come to the toilet and find out?" They started laughin and said they couldnt so I said "why? You scared of my trouser snake?"

U gotta be forward with em man! Dont be scared to show u r a man and u got a knob and balls!! They was well into it and laughin like bastards so I was gonna escalate and do some kino on em but I walked off to talk to my mate to show em biatches I dont need them.

But when I walked off I heard 1 of em say "check that booty" and the other one said "baby got back!" and they both started laughin.

What does "baby got back" mean?
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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LOL beard your still the man
 
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awesome C+F!!!

Baby got back means they like your ass
 
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DrBeard said:
I was in da college canteen today + these hot biatches were checkin me out when I walked past and I said "what yo lookin at?" and 1 of em asked if I wear a thong
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Ebonically speaking (so you'll understand) she was telling you you're a pvssy.


and I did ****y funny on their asses and said "why dont u come to the toilet and find out?" They started laughin and said they couldnt so I said "why? You scared of my trouser snake?"
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Again, they we're fvcking with you. Laughing ATyou rather than with you.

U gotta be forward with em man! Dont be scared to show u r a man and u got a knob and balls!! They was well into it and laughin like bastards so I was gonna escalate and do some kino on em but I walked off to talk to my mate to show em biatches I dont need them.
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Good advice. You should try following it preacher man.

But when I walked off I heard 1 of em say "check that booty" and the other one said "baby got back!" and they both started laughin.

What does "baby got back" mean?
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JESUSTHEFVCKBASTARDCHRIST.
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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lol... nice thread.
Cheers Beard.
 
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