"The Kiss of Death Mistake"

You replay the conversation at 2 a.m. She texted back fast yesterday. Today, nothing. Was that smile friendly or flirty? What did the shoulder touch mean?

Every hour you spend decoding her signals drains your confidence and hands her the controls. Women can sense that insecurity from across the room — and it repels them.

One of the "22 Rules" kills the obsession on the spot: assume she likes you, and act accordingly. Sounds too simple. Works anyway.

Her interest tends to rise to meet your expectations. Psychologists call it a self-fulfilling prophecy.

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Beard got back?

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I was in da college canteen today + these hot biatches were checkin me out when I walked past and I said "what yo lookin at?" and 1 of em asked if I wear a thong and I did ****y funny on their asses and said "why dont u come to the toilet and find out?" They started laughin and said they couldnt so I said "why? You scared of my trouser snake?"

U gotta be forward with em man! Dont be scared to show u r a man and u got a knob and balls!! They was well into it and laughin like bastards so I was gonna escalate and do some kino on em but I walked off to talk to my mate to show em biatches I dont need them.

But when I walked off I heard 1 of em say "check that booty" and the other one said "baby got back!" and they both started laughin.

What does "baby got back" mean?
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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DJsparky

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LOL beard your still the man
 

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awesome C+F!!!

Baby got back means they like your ass
 

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DrBeard said:
I was in da college canteen today + these hot biatches were checkin me out when I walked past and I said "what yo lookin at?" and 1 of em asked if I wear a thong
Ebonically speaking (so you'll understand) she was telling you you're a pvssy.


and I did ****y funny on their asses and said "why dont u come to the toilet and find out?" They started laughin and said they couldnt so I said "why? You scared of my trouser snake?"
Again, they we're fvcking with you. Laughing ATyou rather than with you.

U gotta be forward with em man! Dont be scared to show u r a man and u got a knob and balls!! They was well into it and laughin like bastards so I was gonna escalate and do some kino on em but I walked off to talk to my mate to show em biatches I dont need them.
Good advice. You should try following it preacher man.

But when I walked off I heard 1 of em say "check that booty" and the other one said "baby got back!" and they both started laughin.

What does "baby got back" mean?

JESUSTHEFVCKBASTARDCHRIST.
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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lol... nice thread.
Cheers Beard.
 
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