"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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I was in da college canteen today + these hot biatches were checkin me out when I walked past and I said "what yo lookin at?" and 1 of em asked if I wear a thong and I did ****y funny on their asses and said "why dont u come to the toilet and find out?" They started laughin and said they couldnt so I said "why? You scared of my trouser snake?"

U gotta be forward with em man! Dont be scared to show u r a man and u got a knob and balls!! They was well into it and laughin like bastards so I was gonna escalate and do some kino on em but I walked off to talk to my mate to show em biatches I dont need them.

But when I walked off I heard 1 of em say "check that booty" and the other one said "baby got back!" and they both started laughin.

What does "baby got back" mean?
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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LOL beard your still the man
 
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awesome C+F!!!

Baby got back means they like your ass
 
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DrBeard said:
I was in da college canteen today + these hot biatches were checkin me out when I walked past and I said "what yo lookin at?" and 1 of em asked if I wear a thong
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Ebonically speaking (so you'll understand) she was telling you you're a pvssy.


and I did ****y funny on their asses and said "why dont u come to the toilet and find out?" They started laughin and said they couldnt so I said "why? You scared of my trouser snake?"
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Again, they we're fvcking with you. Laughing ATyou rather than with you.

U gotta be forward with em man! Dont be scared to show u r a man and u got a knob and balls!! They was well into it and laughin like bastards so I was gonna escalate and do some kino on em but I walked off to talk to my mate to show em biatches I dont need them.
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Good advice. You should try following it preacher man.

But when I walked off I heard 1 of em say "check that booty" and the other one said "baby got back!" and they both started laughin.

What does "baby got back" mean?
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JESUSTHEFVCKBASTARDCHRIST.
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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lol... nice thread.
Cheers Beard.
 
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