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I noticed you started to post.backbreaker said:
Ahh, just keep me in the loop, because I help him administer the forums. At the moment, we need members, and we need content. Badly.
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Be on your best behavior.. I'm making a list
- Thread starter backbreaker
- Start date
Ahh, just keep me in the loop, because I help him administer the forums. At the moment, we need members, and we need content. Badly.
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
I swear Backbreaker, if you ever get bored, you should be a carnival worker...
"Step right up! Ladies and Gentlemen, let me show to you the BEST thing you will EVERY lay your eyes on! It's glorified, horrified, and whorified! Ladies, step away right now, Gentlemen, get as close up here as possible! I am about to turn on the light inside your brains, about to pull the wool off your eyes. Behold, the magic of *insert your site name here*"
*Crowd* "OOOOHHHHHHHH!"
I guess once a sales/businessman, always a sales/businessman.
"Step right up! Ladies and Gentlemen, let me show to you the BEST thing you will EVERY lay your eyes on! It's glorified, horrified, and whorified! Ladies, step away right now, Gentlemen, get as close up here as possible! I am about to turn on the light inside your brains, about to pull the wool off your eyes. Behold, the magic of *insert your site name here*"
*Crowd* "OOOOHHHHHHHH!"
I guess once a sales/businessman, always a sales/businessman.
backbreaker
Master Don Juan
lol, you should have seen me on the car lot
It's sad when you sale someone who came in looking for an RX-8 a mazda 3 without power windows... and make them LIKE it.. all because the manager needed to get rid of it and was going to pay you 300 extra on the spot
It's sad when you sale someone who came in looking for an RX-8 a mazda 3 without power windows... and make them LIKE it.. all because the manager needed to get rid of it and was going to pay you 300 extra on the spot
backbreaker
Master Don Juan
I actually used to do tent sales for a couple of months and I was the guy with the bull horn running up to customers acting a damn fool. it was too fun.
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
backbreaker
Master Don Juan
look at my pic in my previou post.. .and see if you want to call me a geek again
backbreaker said:
That is pretty low, but Mrstabaho is probably lower with 2.4 years registered and .02 posts a day. mine was pretty low before I became a mod now its sky rocketed. All the moving and closing threads. Anyways way off topic...
navyseal2101
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wiener. Can I join the club?