"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
Be nice to the newbies
- Thread starter Microphone Fiend
- Start date
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
comic_relief
Master Don Juan
When I first came here I made up a post or two that should have been deleted. I thought that I was going to change the site but I was promptly told my Lik to read an upcoming post and the bible. My life has never been the same.
The reason I tell newbies to read the bible is because some questions are pure nonsense/or can be searched for easily (like Lik says). I remember the one time it was "I got the number. Now what should I say on the phone" I had to just say read the bible because some questions are pathetic.
Also the mods are coming increasingly hard, such as Eternal, Diablo, Giovanni, Vincent, and the rest. They are telling the newbies just like the rest tell them.
And finally I think that we all need to loosen up around here.
Warning:This parts probably a waste of time and is also a joke before people start posting new threads "be nice to Microphone Fiend" and people start saying " I thought Sparkyy seemed like a bit of a prick, thanks for confirming it for me."
An idiot's guide to responces
Are you a total idiot? Is Sparkyy just too intelligent to argue against? Would you like that quick solution to anything anyone ever says to you? Have we got the guide for you.
An idiot's guide to responces helps even the people with an IQ of 2 seem intelligent. Just look for the situation you're in and look at the solution:
Someone argues against you that someone else is right and you're wrong: Accuse them of being gay with the other person(instead of just saying your gay to someone you could use world class idiot Microphone Fiend's insult: how bout you take [insert other persons name here] balls out your mouth and take a breath of fresh air.)
This is the preview of "An idiot's guide to responces". Buy the full version at a store near you. For trouble shooting until then either a) call them gay, b)make an insult about their mother and/or grandmother or c)as Microphone Fiend puts it "go look up porn".
Here is a quote from Microphone Fiend: "Well before this guide I was known as a total idiot. After this guide I can argue with the most intelligent people while still being a total idiot."
In a special offer this book also comes with Microphone Fiend's "A guide to hiding microphones" where he claims with a smile "hiding microphones up my ass is my fav place. It's a great hiding place and it gives me pleasure at the same time."
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Joke parts over
What I'm trying to tell you is if something like "go read the bible" or "end yourself" is going to discourage a newbie in learning then they stand no chance when it comes to talking to women or being a DJ. Yes, alot of people could be nicer to newbies but don't you ever get frustrated reading the same question in 5+ threads every week? Is it too much trouble to search something like "does she like me?" and look at the millions of posts on the topic? I understand where you're coming from though. Also this is the first post I've even remotely flamed so I don't know where this thing about me wanting to flame is coming from.
There are alot of retarded questions that come from people who don't even take care of themselves. If you took two seconds to take into account your life and what you want, these questions would be answered and avoid me telling you to commit hara kiri.
Hmm... Maybe I just don't like idiots.
jonny football hero
Master Don Juan
"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
Microphone Fiend
Master Don Juan
How can you be too intelligent to argue with when you can't even spell "response" But congrats on spelling Microphone right, I didn't think you'd manageI think that you would flame because you agreed with (or condoned, whatever your fancy) how LikRetsam talks to people. Believe it or not, that is flaming. I'm saying if I come to a site and someone disrespects me because I ask a question, then I would just leave the site. Saying if you can't handle kill yourself you're not a DJ? Most of the newbies aren't DJ to begin with, but "If you're an AFC, adn you can't handle death threats... maybe sosuave isn't for you"
Go read a book or something... that's my "responce"
Firstly, that was no where near as unoriginal as your reply. Secondly, intelligence is not how you spell. Hell I could give a ten year old a dictionary and come back a few years later and they would then have a much wider vocabulary than me or you does that make them more intelligent than us? I thought not.Originally posted by Microphone Fiend
hahaa, how.... unoriginal
I think that you would flame because you agreed with (or condoned, whatever your fancy) how LikRetsam talks to people. Believe it or not, that is flaming.
Saying if you can't handle kill yourself you're not a DJ? Most of the newbies aren't DJ to begin with, but "If you're an AFC, adn you can't handle death threats... maybe sosuave isn't for you"
Go read a book or something... that's my "responce"
I agreed with the way LikRetsam writes to newbies however I did not say that I would write to newbies the way LikRetsam does. So instead of assuming things with your superior brain try reading my post over again.
Your lame read a book line was better than your last attempt and using an incorrect spelling was unpredictable and so intelligent.
aBAzLLnA you had nothing to offer on the subject only to repeat what MF said which was a lame attempt at fighting his way out of the clutches of stupidity, where he so rightly belongs.
"End yourself" is not a death threat I'm sorry to say. It is simply a suggestion at suicide when serious and when joking just a joke. Anyone who takes "end yourself" seriously over the internet will take too many things seriously and end up curling up in a ball and becoming depressed whenever rejected.
One final note though: I suggest that you repeat the advice you gave me "how about you take [Insert persons name(in this case MF's)] balls out of your mouth and take a breath of fresh air," to aBAzLLnA as he seems to be very keen to take your side.
Any spelling mistakes, grammar errors or, otherwise, anything equally as pointless that MF would like to comment on and then be repeated like a parrot by aBAzLLnA then please do so.
“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”
Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.
Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers. Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.
I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.
I suggest you take your own advice on this one. You assumed I was trying to fight for the thread starter for some odd reason...My intent was to open the eyes of the newbies to a button called "search".
But I'm glad you wasted however much time that post took to type out, cuz now if you look back at it, you won't make the same mistake of being hypocritical and foolish.