BDay Party 2nite w/ my hot neighbor...

[TheLadiesMan]

...and I've got a cold sore. Ain't that some sh*t? She came over to check to see if I was still gonna go, and BLAM! ..there it was looking her in da face!

Anyway, I'm going, and I'm bringing some of my dudes, since she's got a hella lot of GFs going. Pretty sure we gonna fvck but... this damn cold sore, maybe not now.

Should I just pop it?

HELP!

 

[NewMan]

just don't kiss her or go down on her.

doesn't stop you banging her.

 

[TheLadiesMan]

wha....?

No, I gotz to gobble her up. I never get canker sores, or cold sores, or whatever the F they are called. Just over worked, and under stress.. but tonight it's showtime. It's her birthday!!!

 

[NewMan]

In that case your fvcked....

Unless you want to encase your head in rubber and leave a slit for your tongue...

 

[TheLadiesMan]

looky! it's gone!!

popped dat sh*t.

 

[horaholic]

I wasn't aware that you could 'pop' cold sores. Its probably more infectious now.

If you do, what you say you want, then... I hope she appreciates that you gave her the 'gift that keeps on giving.'

 

[sodbuster]

Just gave her type 1 herpes-good job,door knob. Not the same as type 2 but will still be around forever. the Virginia lips have the same tissue as the real lips.

 

[TheLadiesMan]

Don't hate, everybody calm down.

Had a great time, but her best friend was talking up serious LTR type sh*t and I explained to her friend that we weren't poppin like that.

Got her some flowers, and a bottle of wine. We danced, joked, I called her by another woman's name... good times.

Smokin body though...

I'm going to take this slowly... if it happens, it'll happen.

...but good lookin out cha'll.