"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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BDay Party 2nite w/ my hot neighbor...

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...and I've got a cold sore. Ain't that some sh*t? She came over to check to see if I was still gonna go, and BLAM! ..there it was looking her in da face!

Anyway, I'm going, and I'm bringing some of my dudes, since she's got a hella lot of GFs going. Pretty sure we gonna fvck but... this damn cold sore, maybe not now.

Should I just pop it?

HELP!
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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wha....?

No, I gotz to gobble her up. I never get canker sores, or cold sores, or whatever the F they are called. Just over worked, and under stress.. but tonight it's showtime. It's her birthday!!!
 
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In that case your fvcked....

Unless you want to encase your head in rubber and leave a slit for your tongue...
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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I wasn't aware that you could 'pop' cold sores. Its probably more infectious now.

If you do, what you say you want, then... I hope she appreciates that you gave her the 'gift that keeps on giving.'
 
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Just gave her type 1 herpes-good job,door knob. Not the same as type 2 but will still be around forever. the Virginia lips have the same tissue as the real lips.
 
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Don't hate, everybody calm down. :)

Had a great time, but her best friend was talking up serious LTR type sh*t and I explained to her friend that we weren't poppin like that.

Got her some flowers, and a bottle of wine. We danced, joked, I called her by another woman's name... good times. :)

Smokin body though...

I'm going to take this slowly... if it happens, it'll happen.

...but good lookin out cha'll. ;)
 
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