"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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BDay Party 2nite w/ my hot neighbor...

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...and I've got a cold sore. Ain't that some sh*t? She came over to check to see if I was still gonna go, and BLAM! ..there it was looking her in da face!

Anyway, I'm going, and I'm bringing some of my dudes, since she's got a hella lot of GFs going. Pretty sure we gonna fvck but... this damn cold sore, maybe not now.

Should I just pop it?

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"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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wha....?

No, I gotz to gobble her up. I never get canker sores, or cold sores, or whatever the F they are called. Just over worked, and under stress.. but tonight it's showtime. It's her birthday!!!
 
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In that case your fvcked....

Unless you want to encase your head in rubber and leave a slit for your tongue...
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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I wasn't aware that you could 'pop' cold sores. Its probably more infectious now.

If you do, what you say you want, then... I hope she appreciates that you gave her the 'gift that keeps on giving.'
 
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Just gave her type 1 herpes-good job,door knob. Not the same as type 2 but will still be around forever. the Virginia lips have the same tissue as the real lips.
 
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Don't hate, everybody calm down. :)

Had a great time, but her best friend was talking up serious LTR type sh*t and I explained to her friend that we weren't poppin like that.

Got her some flowers, and a bottle of wine. We danced, joked, I called her by another woman's name... good times. :)

Smokin body though...

I'm going to take this slowly... if it happens, it'll happen.

...but good lookin out cha'll. ;)
 
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