"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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BDay Party 2nite w/ my hot neighbor...

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...and I've got a cold sore. Ain't that some sh*t? She came over to check to see if I was still gonna go, and BLAM! ..there it was looking her in da face!

Anyway, I'm going, and I'm bringing some of my dudes, since she's got a hella lot of GFs going. Pretty sure we gonna fvck but... this damn cold sore, maybe not now.

Should I just pop it?

HELP!
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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wha....?

No, I gotz to gobble her up. I never get canker sores, or cold sores, or whatever the F they are called. Just over worked, and under stress.. but tonight it's showtime. It's her birthday!!!
 
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In that case your fvcked....

Unless you want to encase your head in rubber and leave a slit for your tongue...
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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I wasn't aware that you could 'pop' cold sores. Its probably more infectious now.

If you do, what you say you want, then... I hope she appreciates that you gave her the 'gift that keeps on giving.'
 
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Just gave her type 1 herpes-good job,door knob. Not the same as type 2 but will still be around forever. the Virginia lips have the same tissue as the real lips.
 
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Don't hate, everybody calm down. :)

Had a great time, but her best friend was talking up serious LTR type sh*t and I explained to her friend that we weren't poppin like that.

Got her some flowers, and a bottle of wine. We danced, joked, I called her by another woman's name... good times. :)

Smokin body though...

I'm going to take this slowly... if it happens, it'll happen.

...but good lookin out cha'll. ;)
 
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