"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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banging hoes on the plane

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so I just got back from taipei, and there were some fine ****s on that plane. all I could think about was banging one of them in that small little bathroom, especially a few of the flight attendants. Im going to be doing a good deal of international travel in the next few months, so I must ask.

heres the thing... I see this in movies all the time. and for some reason, international flight attendants have a reputation of being rather slutty. so it seems easy right?

my only reservation is that the consequences of the rejection of such a proposal (wanna get it on in the toilet?) would be actually very horrible.

anyone actually pulled this off? any tips?
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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BUMP for interest....

One thing about flight attendants though, how many times do you think they get hit on per flight?

But yeah if you get rejected it will be so uncomfortable lmao especially on long distance flights
 
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The title of this thread sounds like a bad Samuel L Jackson movie.

Hoes on a Plane.

Enough is ENOUGH! I have had it with these mother****in' Hoes on this mother****in' plane!
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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"Tell that b!tch to be cool! Be cool b!tcH" - Pulp Fiction

SharinganUser said:
The title of this thread sounds like a bad Samuel L Jackson movie.

Hoes on a Plane.

Enough is ENOUGH! I have had it with these mother****in' Hoes on this mother****in' plane!
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Holy ****

+1

I havent laughed that hard in a while
 
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Sir Psycho Sexy said:
its illegal...

just dont get caught
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Now I wonder how they proof that you had Sex on a closed toilet....
 
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SharinganUser said:
The title of this thread sounds like a bad Samuel L Jackson movie.

Hoes on a Plane.

Enough is ENOUGH! I have had it with these mother****in' Hoes on this mother****in' plane!
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Haha nice reply
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

Read more...

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