"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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banging hoes on the plane

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so I just got back from taipei, and there were some fine ****s on that plane. all I could think about was banging one of them in that small little bathroom, especially a few of the flight attendants. Im going to be doing a good deal of international travel in the next few months, so I must ask.

heres the thing... I see this in movies all the time. and for some reason, international flight attendants have a reputation of being rather slutty. so it seems easy right?

my only reservation is that the consequences of the rejection of such a proposal (wanna get it on in the toilet?) would be actually very horrible.

anyone actually pulled this off? any tips?
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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BUMP for interest....

One thing about flight attendants though, how many times do you think they get hit on per flight?

But yeah if you get rejected it will be so uncomfortable lmao especially on long distance flights
 
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The title of this thread sounds like a bad Samuel L Jackson movie.

Hoes on a Plane.

Enough is ENOUGH! I have had it with these mother****in' Hoes on this mother****in' plane!
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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"Tell that b!tch to be cool! Be cool b!tcH" - Pulp Fiction

SharinganUser said:
The title of this thread sounds like a bad Samuel L Jackson movie.

Hoes on a Plane.

Enough is ENOUGH! I have had it with these mother****in' Hoes on this mother****in' plane!
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Holy ****

+1

I havent laughed that hard in a while
 
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Sir Psycho Sexy said:
its illegal...

just dont get caught
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Now I wonder how they proof that you had Sex on a closed toilet....
 
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SharinganUser said:
The title of this thread sounds like a bad Samuel L Jackson movie.

Hoes on a Plane.

Enough is ENOUGH! I have had it with these mother****in' Hoes on this mother****in' plane!
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Haha nice reply
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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