Why "Whatever You Want" Keeps You Single

She says the movie looks dumb; you suddenly agree. She tests you with a little attitude; you apologize for nothing.

You think you're being easy to get along with. She reads something else entirely: a man with no edges. Nothing to hold on to. No friction, no tension, no reason to wonder what he really thinks.

The "22 Rules" taught me to push back — playfully, calmly, without needing her approval. Strange things happened after that.

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banging hoes on the plane

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so I just got back from taipei, and there were some fine ****s on that plane. all I could think about was banging one of them in that small little bathroom, especially a few of the flight attendants. Im going to be doing a good deal of international travel in the next few months, so I must ask.

heres the thing... I see this in movies all the time. and for some reason, international flight attendants have a reputation of being rather slutty. so it seems easy right?

my only reservation is that the consequences of the rejection of such a proposal (wanna get it on in the toilet?) would be actually very horrible.

anyone actually pulled this off? any tips?
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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BUMP for interest....

One thing about flight attendants though, how many times do you think they get hit on per flight?

But yeah if you get rejected it will be so uncomfortable lmao especially on long distance flights
 

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The title of this thread sounds like a bad Samuel L Jackson movie.

Hoes on a Plane.

Enough is ENOUGH! I have had it with these mother****in' Hoes on this mother****in' plane!
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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"Tell that b!tch to be cool! Be cool b!tcH" - Pulp Fiction

SharinganUser said:
The title of this thread sounds like a bad Samuel L Jackson movie.

Hoes on a Plane.

Enough is ENOUGH! I have had it with these mother****in' Hoes on this mother****in' plane!
Holy ****

+1

I havent laughed that hard in a while
 

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Sir Psycho Sexy said:
its illegal...

just dont get caught

Now I wonder how they proof that you had Sex on a closed toilet....
 

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SharinganUser said:
The title of this thread sounds like a bad Samuel L Jackson movie.

Hoes on a Plane.

Enough is ENOUGH! I have had it with these mother****in' Hoes on this mother****in' plane!
Haha nice reply
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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