devilkingx2
Master Don Juan
Tell her it was boring and she needs to do better next time lol.
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Banged 2 girls in her bed - am I ok?
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"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
Murk
Master Don Juan
Serious replies please
When the reds go marching in; YNWA !!
I've not replied im going out to watch the Arsenal v Liverpool game, what route should I take?
Now she wants to acknowledge the sex thing which I've been thinking about since it happened. Do I mention the mechanical, pedestrian nature of it? Do I mention the fact I need to withdraw and we both do our own thing moving forward?
Murk
Master Don Juan
In the pub watching now with a random family lol, Goooners!!!!
Spaz how you think I should respond to this
MoreThanSmooth
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Maybe it's just me but I don't really know what all the drama is about with this one. Maybe I'm missing something?
She slept with you, you got feels, she talked to some guys, you had boring sex...now you're angry enough to f*ck 2 randomers in her bed of all places? Bareback?
I mean, you're not an item so you're fully entitled to do all that but I don't really understand what angered you so much in the first place.
Sounds like a storm in a teacup. If you're having a good time with her I'd just erase this weird teen angst tiff you're both having and just stick with it. I don't see anything bad with "feels" either, if you're enjoying being with her.
If I had to hazard a guess I'd say the sex was probably boring and mechanical because she senses there's an awkward anger about you lately, who knows? I'm no expert there anyway.
She slept with you, you got feels, she talked to some guys, you had boring sex...now you're angry enough to f*ck 2 randomers in her bed of all places? Bareback?
I mean, you're not an item so you're fully entitled to do all that but I don't really understand what angered you so much in the first place.
Sounds like a storm in a teacup. If you're having a good time with her I'd just erase this weird teen angst tiff you're both having and just stick with it. I don't see anything bad with "feels" either, if you're enjoying being with her.
If I had to hazard a guess I'd say the sex was probably boring and mechanical because she senses there's an awkward anger about you lately, who knows? I'm no expert there anyway.
"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
Murk
Master Don Juan
The sex was weird because I think she’s been raped or abused. My friend Eddie who knows her from Australia, she banged our mate dan ages ago, the sex was aggressive and emotionless,so it’s not just me
mrgoodstuff
Master Don Juan
Emotionless. Smh. My boners and desires feed off emotions. A dead soul would drain that and kill my cawk.
Murk
Master Don Juan
Exactly. I text back saying to be friends only, she reluctantly agreed. I told her she makes me too jealous and im too caught up in my emotions with her, "I feel the same" she replied.
She said we need to work on our friendship first then what hsppens, happens. I told her no we stay friends I can't have a relationship with you.
I do love her, but I'm not a simp sand wont tolerate anything less than loyalty, respect and trust.
She said we need to work on our friendship first then what hsppens, happens. I told her no we stay friends I can't have a relationship with you.
I do love her, but I'm not a simp sand wont tolerate anything less than loyalty, respect and trust.
It's time to cut the umbilical cord man, as in dismissing her for ur mental health and general happiness.
Anything other then this is being chained to her emotionally. You've been in chains for sometime now by her, almost free but from this post it seems not completely.
Only you can allow being chained or being free.
Choose wisely.
Epicurus
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You seem like an idiot but I’ll give you a piece of advice. If you did catch anything from any of these girls. Getting tested this soon will not allow it to show up in your system yet. Thus testing would be a waste of money and would only show previously acquired infections
Take the advice from the doc and wrap it up
Take the advice from the doc and wrap it up
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
old_skoolr
Master Don Juan
+1 Arsenal FTW
That is a serious response.
Whatever you have with her is done and I'd stop having serious convos over text, she uses it to make you feel like you've done something wrong.
Whatever serious convos you have, do it face to face.
Ride out the next few months, bang all the hoes out there and help her move out and make sure she stays out of your life.
TheMonkeyKing
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Starting to think these two are made for each other. Certainly cut from the same cloth.