"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Bang your best friend's ex girlfriend

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Im 15, Right now I am in a position where I can bang the ex of my best friend..

She wants to bang , she is very attracted to me .

She told me wants a bf/gf relationship with me but I told her I just want to bang her .. she was pissed a little bit but she still wants to bang.. She's a 8.5/10. She is very attractive and I want to bang her but the problem is that she went out with my best friend for a long time ( 1 year ) and they fvcked a lot of times.. If I bang her it would be my first time.. and also if my friend knows about it he will get fvcking pissed.

Should I go for it ? What do you guys think?
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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All I can say is I'm VERY glad I don't have you as a sh1tty excuse for a friend in my life
 
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My situation is reverse to yours lol. I am the best friend.
And yesterday I punched him in the face and he had to go to hospital to get stiches =/ wrong move? he said he still want be friends with me but he lied to me so many times i dunno if i can trust him anymore
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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I lost my best friend from school after screwing his ex, not worth it AT ALL.

Don't do it.
 
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I feel betrayed that a few of my 'best friends' keep in touch with an ex I suffered onitis with. I don't consider them true best friends anymore.

Some things are just a NO. Nothing personal, but it's a very one sided relationship between you and your friend, isn't it?
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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I did not do it finally.I did not want to do it in the first place so I told my friend and he sayed he would be ****ing pissed. The bang was not worth breaking our friendship.
 
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I don't get it...what's wrong with banging your best friend's ex girlfriend?
 
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I just went through the exact same situation and it ended terribly. My friend ended up hating me and the girl ended it for him. It isn't worth it at all..
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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