Kerensky
Master Don Juan
This guy is a troll. Every single one of his posts are stupid and advocate racist lynching, rape, or incestual anal sex. Just ban him now.
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
Ban todesangel
- Thread starter Kerensky
- Start date
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
comic_relief
Master Don Juan
What a friggen reject to society considering he is using the same name as the kid who shot up his high school from nazi.org or whatever neo-nazi site it is.
Allen ban him and mods please delete his posts because they are retarded and serve no useful purpose.
Allen ban him and mods please delete his posts because they are retarded and serve no useful purpose.
Kerensky
Master Don Juan
Yeah, I was wondering about that. I clicked the "Report this post to a moderator" a few times and sent that. Is that the same thing as PMing you guys? Just wondering if I should do both or jsut one.
I-am-someone
Senior Don Juan
I believe those messages are sent to all moderators and admins as an email.
Abusing it will inevitably lead to a ban ofcourse
Abusing it will inevitably lead to a ban ofcourse
"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
TheVirtualMind
Master Don Juan
Yes, clicking on "Report this post to a moderator" sends an email to the moderators of that section and Allen. All we (moderators) can do is delete the post, close it, move it, ect. Only Allen can ban, which explains why sometimes trolls go on longer than expected.
TheVirtualMind
Master Don Juan
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
todesangel2
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niger butt**** sluts go nuts
its all hapening here
its all hapening here
todesangel2
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YEAH
ILL HANG ALL YOU NIGERS
ILL HANG ALL YOU NIGERS
todesangel2
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NIGER BUTTFCK SLUTS GO NUTS
someperson1987
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You see this is why people banned you to start with.
Honestly, learn to use grammatically correct sentences at the very least. And spell properly.
todesangel2
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todsangel is me, dastal. well not me. ill show you.
"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
see?
its magic.
I found out when I posted something with that username.
No. I dont know WHO the heck got on my computer and did all this **** but im going to find out. Most likely one of my brothers idiot friends. a few have been over the two days he posted. My brother has no idea, and Im sure hes telling the truth.Anyway, Im putting up the password lock thingy on the computer.
todesengel was the shooter at that school. Thats where the name comes from.
i looked in the history and found a bunch of porn.
I found a butt**** sluts and a sluts go nuts among them.Some repulsive pictures in there.
its magic.
I found out when I posted something with that username.
No. I dont know WHO the heck got on my computer and did all this **** but im going to find out. Most likely one of my brothers idiot friends. a few have been over the two days he posted. My brother has no idea, and Im sure hes telling the truth.Anyway, Im putting up the password lock thingy on the computer.
todesengel was the shooter at that school. Thats where the name comes from.
i looked in the history and found a bunch of porn.
I found a butt**** sluts and a sluts go nuts among them.Some repulsive pictures in there.