Disagree big time... whenever my girlfriend is completely submitting to me on her own does she lift my quite huge c0ck up and lick underneath my balls I love it because she is submitting on her own without having to be told I make sure her face gets down there with the dingleberries and gives my taint a tongue bath along with the underneath of my scrotum ain't life grand..(this gets me hard as fvck when she drops to her knees and does this)
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
Ball sucking
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
soulforge
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I think it's down to the girls technique.. Have had some girls suck that nut sack, like they been on Rations.. it can be painful if not done right!!
I heard Ryhkel has got the art of balls sucking down to a fukin Tee.
Been practicing on Richard The Frogs nut sack loool
I heard Ryhkel has got the art of balls sucking down to a fukin Tee.
Been practicing on Richard The Frogs nut sack loool
MrWood
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strangly I also do not like my balls sucked
women seem to think we do?
also, most women seem to need direction to actually pull off, a blow job (wtf is this spitting and reverse skull fvcking themselves)
do women learn to give BJ from porn or wtf?? (porn style BJ's are a joke)
women seem to think we do?
also, most women seem to need direction to actually pull off, a blow job (wtf is this spitting and reverse skull fvcking themselves)
do women learn to give BJ from porn or wtf?? (porn style BJ's are a joke)
soulforge
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They get it from Porn Bruv!
You're so short, I could plop my balls right on your midget forehead.......bruv.
What you again 5'4"?
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
soulforge
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I'm just under 5ft8 Bruv.. I workout 6 days a week.. I also box a couple of times a week..
I'm a big guy for my height.. You might consider yourself some HERO on here Bruv...
But BELIEVE me.. In PERSON I would drop you on your arse in a matter of seconds!
Murk
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No licking is fine, I'm talking actual sucking of the nut, they always do it like they're trying to take it home with them
Haha calm down mini phil mitchel. Hey didn't you tell @Roober that you'd drop him last week aswell. Did he make you see the red mist too?
Telling people over the internet that you'd drop them is the definition of a keyboardjocky.
In any case, you can't box and can't fight for ****e. But go on...enlighten me....how would you defend against a low kick to the thigh or calf? What about a teep to the solar plexis? How would you handle being clinched and burried with knees to the ribs? Before being sliced and diced with close range elbows?
You'd be toyed with. Know your linitations. Humble yourself. If not I'll probably be in England in August, pm me.
Oh you're 5'5" tops.
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