Disagree big time... whenever my girlfriend is completely submitting to me on her own does she lift my quite huge c0ck up and lick underneath my balls I love it because she is submitting on her own without having to be told I make sure her face gets down there with the dingleberries and gives my taint a tongue bath along with the underneath of my scrotum ain't life grand..(this gets me hard as fvck when she drops to her knees and does this)
"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.
Ball sucking
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"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
soulforge
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I think it's down to the girls technique.. Have had some girls suck that nut sack, like they been on Rations.. it can be painful if not done right!!
I heard Ryhkel has got the art of balls sucking down to a fukin Tee.
Been practicing on Richard The Frogs nut sack loool
I heard Ryhkel has got the art of balls sucking down to a fukin Tee.
Been practicing on Richard The Frogs nut sack loool
MrWood
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strangly I also do not like my balls sucked
women seem to think we do?
also, most women seem to need direction to actually pull off, a blow job (wtf is this spitting and reverse skull fvcking themselves)
do women learn to give BJ from porn or wtf?? (porn style BJ's are a joke)
women seem to think we do?
also, most women seem to need direction to actually pull off, a blow job (wtf is this spitting and reverse skull fvcking themselves)
do women learn to give BJ from porn or wtf?? (porn style BJ's are a joke)
soulforge
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They get it from Porn Bruv!
You're so short, I could plop my balls right on your midget forehead.......bruv.
What you again 5'4"?
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
soulforge
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I'm just under 5ft8 Bruv.. I workout 6 days a week.. I also box a couple of times a week..
I'm a big guy for my height.. You might consider yourself some HERO on here Bruv...
But BELIEVE me.. In PERSON I would drop you on your arse in a matter of seconds!
Murk
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No licking is fine, I'm talking actual sucking of the nut, they always do it like they're trying to take it home with them
Haha calm down mini phil mitchel. Hey didn't you tell @Roober that you'd drop him last week aswell. Did he make you see the red mist too?
Telling people over the internet that you'd drop them is the definition of a keyboardjocky.
In any case, you can't box and can't fight for ****e. But go on...enlighten me....how would you defend against a low kick to the thigh or calf? What about a teep to the solar plexis? How would you handle being clinched and burried with knees to the ribs? Before being sliced and diced with close range elbows?
You'd be toyed with. Know your linitations. Humble yourself. If not I'll probably be in England in August, pm me.
Oh you're 5'5" tops.
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