"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
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"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"
You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.
And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.
Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.
The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.
logicallefty
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And if it is too orally rough, then she doesn’t know what she’s dealing with.
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Murk
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I’m determined to next time “wait, suck really gently”.
Also - my ex said I had small balls and I got really offended. Nobody has ever called my balls small, and I guess maybe they are, maybe because I ejaculate a lot, but why would a chick think that’s ever nice to say?
This evening, the 37 yo blonde I’m banging said I have the biggest d1ck ever and it felt great. I kind of know she’s lying because my **** is 7 inches and thick so yes it’s big but it’s not extraordinary big but I think she was caught up in the hype and just wanted to appease me, which I’ll happily accept, but I know it’s a lie. My ex never said that and she was 27, but she did bang black dudes from tinder so that’s to be expected.
I can never bang a girl full throttle without it hurting her and it’s frustrating as Fock especially after watching porn so god knows how 7.5-9 inch dudes manage. I want a girl that can take all my **** and not feel pain.
I also got ghosted by several hb 8 and 9 on tinder today so I kind of think I need to be better looking.
No need to get offended not everyone is the same physically, but take it as a sign that her experience level was talking and she had probably seen way more than a few pair to make that kind of comment… lmao
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"Sort of romantic". Romantic "ball sucking". Huh.
You mean like,having your balls in her mouth in a dimly lit room,with rose petals everywhere,and violin music playing in the background?
"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"
You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.
And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.
Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.
The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.
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You were watching?! GTF out of my house!
Murk
Master Don Juan
Anyone else agree with this? Bare in mind no girl has ever said I have small balls, to be honest they are not tiny, but they are not big for sure.
The wife?
"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"
You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.
And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.
Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.
The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.
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