"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Bailed Out On Getting Head<Got Nervous

SexinEar

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So this girl ive been messing with that I don't really like was pretty much begging me to let her suck my d.ck. For the first time in as long as I can remember I got nervous. My d.ck went compleatley flat and I just bailed out. I donno why I just compleatley froze. I donno what im gonna do, I felt like it was a doctors office penis check experence and I just got turned off in a second. How am I gonna deal? thanks

PS- never gotten head obvously
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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tyguy

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let her suck your ****, man...

like a buddy of mine always told me, "Even the worst head I ever got was great."
 

SexinEar

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I kno but I don't want it to be so flat from the start. I was just nervous and my flacid went downhill. I'll get over it hopefully.
 

dannowillbookem

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if u focus on getting an erection, it never happens. if you focus on the moment... tell yourself you arent even gonna get to orgasm, youre just messing around. focus on her breasts, her nipples, the softness of her skin, the firmness of her rear, the sexiness of her wet lowers. enjoy kissing her, her feeling you down, etc; if the erection comes, you might get weak and relent to getting jacked, head, or screwing. if it doesnt, you werent aiming for it anyways. but your aim is not sex, its just having a good time.

obviously i have the problem.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Docs

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Let her suck it. I dont' know why you're scared, it's like having sex for the first time and you aren't sure what to do exactly, let her lead and enjoy. =)
 

KillaCam

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Don't wonder. Don't analyse. Don't even think. Just do it.
 

Obie

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Does she look pretty good? Let her suck your c0ck!
 
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