Bible_Belt
Master Don Juan
You mean telling that to any girl, unless she says it first and you are just saying it back in a polite but yet non-heartfelt manner.MainDroite said:
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
Bad mistake you made with a woman
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
FYPBible_Belt said:
My bad mistakes with women have always involved text messaging. I ruined it with 4 attractive gals who showed interest in me first, gave me the signals and everything but I killed things with text messages (2 who were very very hot).
I guess i needed to get my butt kicked in this game to finally learn my lesson and to avoid interacting with women with text messages. Whether it be over the phone or facebook/myspace etc. I had to man up and start calling them as my main means of communication rather than texts.
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I once asked a chick if she was on the pill and believed her answer.
Deadly_Ripped
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I believed her when she told me that she wanted to marry me and have kids with me, and started assuming that's how things would end up.... a few months later she broke up with me.
I was on a date with a girl who kept sending me mixed signals.
We went to an Irish pub and I suddenly realized I have to take a shyt. When I returned we continued in our conversation.
In one moment I was just sitting there silently and she asked me:
"What are you thinking about?"
and I honestly answered, probably because I was pissed at her and didn't want to tell her "About You, of course". So I told her: "I'm thinking if I need to go to take a shyt again." That was the last nail, heh
We went to an Irish pub and I suddenly realized I have to take a shyt. When I returned we continued in our conversation.
In one moment I was just sitting there silently and she asked me:
"What are you thinking about?"
and I honestly answered, probably because I was pissed at her and didn't want to tell her "About You, of course". So I told her: "I'm thinking if I need to go to take a shyt again." That was the last nail, heh
"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
freshprince
Don Juan
HAHAHAHAHAHA not that is hilarious
freshprince
Don Juan
I've made so many bloody mistakes when it comes to women but my most recent one was underestimating a hot chick who i thought was different, honest and innocent and as a result i let my guard down and opened up to her. I then found out that she was just using me to make her ex boyfriend jealous since we had a confrontation a while back and it worked she is now back with him. I felt like a bloody *****, lower than dirt!