new date today, all was well, however, the breath...hers not mine! man it wasnt good. and this was on a date...christ knows what morning breath might have been like. she didnt smoke, wasnt smokers breath. how the f ccuk do you tell someone they smell like they have rimmed a dog?
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Bad breath boner killer
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"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"
You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.
And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.
Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.
The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.
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ah... very sensitive issue.
You can offer her gum, or use breath wraps while you're with her. I don't think you can ever tell that to the face of beautiful creature, I can't anyway
You can offer her gum, or use breath wraps while you're with her. I don't think you can ever tell that to the face of beautiful creature, I can't anyway
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Maybe she has a condition that makes it bad?
betheman said:
i think its the tongue that is usually the problem. you gotta scrape it, especially the back and get all the gunk and debris off so its pink and not white. if not, the bacteria build up and thats what you smell
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
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ohh. I am so paranoid about that ****e that when im gonna go on a date. I start brushing my teeth like 4 o 5 times a day since the day before, including flossing and tongue scrapping to. on the date if dinner i always make sure to go to bathroom a wash mouth well before leaving.
breath mints are temporary.
i'd say is either a condition or bad hygiene. girls are so sensitive to smells so it's usually the guy with the bad breath even in T.V.
breath mints are temporary.
i'd say is either a condition or bad hygiene. girls are so sensitive to smells so it's usually the guy with the bad breath even in T.V.
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Get a travel toothbrush (folds in half) and put a dab of toothpaste on it before you leave for your date. Keep it in your pocket and at the end of dinner go to the restroom and brush your teeth/tongue. Fold it back up, back in pocket, she will have no clue and your breath will be fine.
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^i think its 'her' breath thats the problem...not his
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Why be secretive about it?DonJuanabe said:
You are not snorting cocaine in the bathroom, right? I'd just be like,
"Hey, by the way, I'll quickly brush my teeth and come back"...
Double win.
1) You are confident.
2) You pay attention to detail.
"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.