I was thinking today of how successful I’d be getting random women to sleep with me for money
Random women is the key man. Random woman will not go for it, and it will be a numbers game. On the other hand, there are plenty of sexy women on OLD, by the way, they usually use fake pics. They are not interested in dating, they are doing prostitution only. While it is different in every country, over here it is $230 to $305 per night. But you don't know who you are meeting, pics on OLD are fake, most of the time anyway.
IRL there are models who do this kind of sht, also none models do it. IRL it will be more expensive, about a $1000 for a model.
You can do better tho. Downgrade your standards, especially on OLD. Your profile will be liked by older women, date them.