"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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felony

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Hey guys,

I'm up for clubbin/pubbin chillin tomorrow night at glenferrie rd (caseys/chasers/room/glenferrie pub/hawthorn etc) though i'm commited to work from 7.30 to at least 9.30 and depending how work goes i'll either get out around 10 or could be a bit later.

I've got irresistables ph number (should have seen me the other week when i # closed him- was magic! [j/k] lol) So i'll give you guys a buzz when i get out and find out where you're all at.

I must apologise that i can't make any definate arrangements for tomorrow night (it ****s me when chicks say 'can i call you back' and so on... argh), the nature of my work doesn't allow me to make certain a finish time. I know some of my mates are going to be in that part of town cos they finish exams today as well.

Take it easy,
hope you guys don't bail and we have a mad night out! I really want to meet some aspiring / already dj's and learn a few things :)

cheers,
felony.
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Exile

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cant make it

sorry can't make it this Tuesday guys, maybe next one? dont know how often u guys go out tho...
 
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Someone tell us where you will be on tomorrow night and I'll try and run into you..

Finish these sentences:

"I will be at a club/pub (I prefer pub) called ........ at ... time"

"I will be wearing ...."

"If a male stranger comes up to me and says, 'lots of suaveness going around tonight' I will reply ...."


Thank you gentlemen.
 

kabal22

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I am an Asian guy and I used to go to Asian nights to seduce girls... anyone is interested to pair with me please e-mail to: [email protected]

Tony.
 

Anfz

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Hey guys how are we ? Im also from Melb (West) ,if anyone is from there or near by pm us ,it would be good to hang out and get something going here in Melb Let us know
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Boschy

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It might help to mention one or more of the following in your post, since asking all of this via PM is a bit tedious:

  • Post your age(s).
  • Say what kinds of venues or music you like. There's a big difference between pubs, nightclubs, bars, Borders, metal gigs, graveyards, etc.
  • How many people you know who want to sarge. Just you, two mates, 10 mates?
  • New or experienced at sarging?
  • How long you've been absorbing PUA/DJ theory.

I'm up for a gathering. Nothing formal, nice and laid back. As for me:

  • Post your age(s). 37.
  • Say what kinds of venues or music you like. There's a big difference between pubs, nightclubs, bars, Borders, metal gigs, graveyards, etc. All of the above.
  • How many people you know who want to sarge. Just you, two mates, 10 mates? Just me, maybe one extra (age 47).
  • New or experienced at sarging? Experienced but definitely not a PUA yet.
  • How long you've been absorbing PUA/DJ theory. Six months.
 

bhzmafia

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* Post your age(s).
17 (can get into clubs/pubs with fake id - always works)
* Say what kinds of venues or music you like. There's a big difference between pubs, nightclubs, bars, Borders, metal gigs, graveyards, etc.
im good with anything really...
* How many people you know who want to sarge. Just you, two mates, 10 mates?
just me
* New or experienced at sarging?
new - 2 months
* How long you've been absorbing PUA/DJ theory.
6-8 months
 

Fluffy

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* Post your age(s).
20
* Say what kinds of venues or music you like. There's a big difference between pubs, nightclubs, bars, Borders, metal gigs, graveyards, etc.
I usually go to nightclubs, I like house music not really rnb. Rave parties are good but everyone is majorly drugfvcked at them things.
* How many people you know who want to sarge. Just you, two mates, 10 mates?
Just me, maybe another mate.
* New or experienced at sarging?
relatively n00bish
* How long you've been absorbing PUA/DJ theory.
known about this stuff for a while
 
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