Why "Whatever You Want" Keeps You Single

She says the movie looks dumb; you suddenly agree. She tests you with a little attitude; you apologize for nothing.

You think you're being easy to get along with. She reads something else entirely: a man with no edges. Nothing to hold on to. No friction, no tension, no reason to wonder what he really thinks.

The "22 Rules" taught me to push back — playfully, calmly, without needing her approval. Strange things happened after that.

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At long last: rate the former stripper

How do you rate the (former) stripper?

  • 10/10

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • 9/10

    Votes: 1 3.6%

  • 8/10

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • 7/10

    Votes: 8 28.6%

  • 6/10

    Votes: 11 39.3%

  • 5/10

    Votes: 3 10.7%

  • 4/10

    Votes: 1 3.6%

  • 3/10

    Votes: 1 3.6%

  • 2/10

    Votes: 1 3.6%

  • 1/10

    Votes: 2 7.1%
  • Total voters
    28
bigneil

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Here was the official tally before it ended (I assume people will give bad ratings upon learning this is closed).

http://i1261.photobucket.com/albums/ii588/kirkpatricknn/Poll.jpg

Most of you rated her a 7 or a 6, which would scale to the 8 to 9 range (i.e hotter than 80 to 90% of women) on Hot or Not or a Bell Curve.

For those who don't understand math: Run a poll on Angelina Jolie - she will average about 7, not 10.

Thanks for voting.
 
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"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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It's not that she's an ugly girl, Neil (although she's certainly not hot).

It's just that she's not not worth being the subject of 80% of your posts.
 
Scars

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Her tits are pretty small for a stripper, her legs are kinda chunky, and her face is a little weird. I don't know how to explain it, it just seems like it could be a lot more feminine than it is.

Based off all the pictures, I'd say she's a HB6 by mordern every day Jane standards. By stripper standards (as in, I walk into a club and PAY money to see hott beautiful gorgeous woman) I'd rate her an HB3.

She looks really gross in this picture.
http://i1261.photobucket.com/albums/ii588/kirkpatricknn/RhMom_sm.jpg

And looks some-what good in this picture..
http://i1261.photobucket.com/albums/ii588/kirkpatricknn/RhKittyB3sm.jpg

-Scars
 
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You really need to get over it Neil, for yourself and most importantly me and no doubt many others that was bored after the first 200 posts about her.
 
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This is the girl you fell in love with Neil...ahh man just stop, she looks kind of young . Either way I can't bash a guy for his choice in a girl because we all like different traits. However , you got her, your happy , that's the point of this site... To be happy.
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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She looks like an average white girl. Never would I EVER think of her as a stripper if I met her in person. She looks like she has a relatively short stubby body.
 
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Kinda hard to tell from these pictures. Show us ones of her neked spread eagle on the bed for clarity
 
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gpshields3 said:
It's not that she's an ugly girl, Neil (although she's certainly not hot).

It's just that she's not not worth being the subject of 80% of your posts.
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Hahhaha wow GP out of left field with a coherent thought!
 
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Honestly, doesn't really do much for me...if there were 20 girls in a club, she might be the 10th I'd talk to...
 
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marmel75 said:
Honestly, doesn't really do much for me...if there were 20 girls in a club, she might be the 10th I'd talk to...
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She look like a 2:45er
^^ that means ive struck out all night, and im dropping my standards
I hardly see what all the fuss is about. She must have a 10/10 personality or something...
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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Scars said:
Her tits are pretty small for a stripper, her legs are kinda chunky, and her face is a little weird. I don't know how to explain it, it just seems like it could be a lot more feminine than it is.

Based off all the pictures, I'd say she's a HB6 by mordern every day Jane standards. By stripper standards (as in, I walk into a club and PAY money to see hott beautiful gorgeous woman) I'd rate her an HB3.

She looks really gross in this picture.
http://i1261.photobucket.com/albums/ii588/kirkpatricknn/RhMom_sm.jpg

And looks some-what good in this picture..
http://i1261.photobucket.com/albums/ii588/kirkpatricknn/RhKittyB3sm.jpg

-Scars
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I said it 6 months ago and got crucified for it by BN, but to me? She is a 6. Certainly not ugly, and her youth helps her, but still I can only give her a 6.
 
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yuppaz said:
Kinda hard to tell from these pictures. Show us ones of her neked spread eagle on the bed for clarity
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Not sure why... I saw at least three good pvssy shots in those photos.
 
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In some of her pics I can see her being a 7 or maybe an 8. I'm thinking she probably shoots down over 90% of the guys that approach her. The fact that you are 42 and she's only 21, putting the stripper and personality thing aside, I don't think she's bad at all. She probably looks as good or better than most guys girls on here. You had the guts to post her pic, so I don't get the hating. But this is the site where I remember once some people said Miss America is 5 or a 6 :D.
 
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She's a neutral 6 out of 10. I feel f'cking sorry for all you Americans who rated her a 7. You have no beautiful women in America, a 6 is a 7 for you. One of you virgins even rated her a 9, lol.

Fat thighs, no ass, no tits. A 6 that acts a little slutty.

Most of you Americans wouldn't know a difference between a woman and a shemale or a dressed homo. Stay away from HB rating.


P.S. f'ck texas
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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P.S. f'ck texas
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Fvck the state which contains some of the best looking women in the U.S, the best food, a variety of amazing cultures, and a comfortable Southern atmosphere?




Think twice before bashing on my state.
 
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Although she's not huge, she definitely has a lot of skinny fat on her body. Awful body shape, no ass to speak off and no breasts. Add a horrible, horrible face to that and no, she's not a girl I'd like to touch. If you think that's an 8, my girlfriend's a million. But, unlike you neil, I don't feel the need to brag on an internet forum and I like to respect the privacy of my girl. But I'm also not someone who googles pictures of his girlfriend and keeps her panties in a plastic bag, so I guess we're just too different.
 
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I like her pvssy. :)
 
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Personal opinion on her looks aside, i guess beauty being in the eye of the beholder and all.

why did you ask her permission, and how did you go about it.

"hey striptease, i wanna put some pictures of you and your cat on this forum that I've spent so long raving about you on? It's just for a bunch of 'anonymous' to judge my taste and your looks!"

After the build up its kind of an anticlimax bro, seriously did you expect everyone to praise your balls and persistance? What does she do now?
 
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I am sorry to say this, but seriously, each time some dude on Sosuave posts pictures of her One-Itis / Gf, they are always soo damn.. Normal?

Seriously, is the standart in the US that low? or are you guys just falling for the "ugly" girls?

Man, and i though my standart was low sometimes..
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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