"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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At long last: rate the former stripper

How do you rate the (former) stripper?

  • 10/10

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • 9/10

    Votes: 1 3.6%
  • 8/10

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • 7/10

    Votes: 8 28.6%
  • 6/10

    Votes: 11 39.3%
  • 5/10

    Votes: 3 10.7%
  • 4/10

    Votes: 1 3.6%
  • 3/10

    Votes: 1 3.6%
  • 2/10

    Votes: 1 3.6%
  • 1/10

    Votes: 2 7.1%

  • Total voters
    28

bigneil

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(Poll ended)

Here was the official tally before it ended (I assume people will give bad ratings upon learning this is closed).

http://i1261.photobucket.com/albums/ii588/kirkpatricknn/Poll.jpg

Most of you rated her a 7 or a 6, which would scale to the 8 to 9 range (i.e hotter than 80 to 90% of women) on Hot or Not or a Bell Curve.

For those who don't understand math: Run a poll on Angelina Jolie - she will average about 7, not 10.

Thanks for voting.
 
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"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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It's not that she's an ugly girl, Neil (although she's certainly not hot).

It's just that she's not not worth being the subject of 80% of your posts.
 

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Her tits are pretty small for a stripper, her legs are kinda chunky, and her face is a little weird. I don't know how to explain it, it just seems like it could be a lot more feminine than it is.

Based off all the pictures, I'd say she's a HB6 by mordern every day Jane standards. By stripper standards (as in, I walk into a club and PAY money to see hott beautiful gorgeous woman) I'd rate her an HB3.

She looks really gross in this picture.
http://i1261.photobucket.com/albums/ii588/kirkpatricknn/RhMom_sm.jpg

And looks some-what good in this picture..
http://i1261.photobucket.com/albums/ii588/kirkpatricknn/RhKittyB3sm.jpg

-Scars
 

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You really need to get over it Neil, for yourself and most importantly me and no doubt many others that was bored after the first 200 posts about her.
 

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This is the girl you fell in love with Neil...ahh man just stop, she looks kind of young . Either way I can't bash a guy for his choice in a girl because we all like different traits. However , you got her, your happy , that's the point of this site... To be happy.
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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TillTheEndOfTime

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She looks like an average white girl. Never would I EVER think of her as a stripper if I met her in person. She looks like she has a relatively short stubby body.
 

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Kinda hard to tell from these pictures. Show us ones of her neked spread eagle on the bed for clarity
 

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gpshields3 said:
It's not that she's an ugly girl, Neil (although she's certainly not hot).

It's just that she's not not worth being the subject of 80% of your posts.


Hahhaha wow GP out of left field with a coherent thought!
 

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Honestly, doesn't really do much for me...if there were 20 girls in a club, she might be the 10th I'd talk to...
 

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marmel75 said:
Honestly, doesn't really do much for me...if there were 20 girls in a club, she might be the 10th I'd talk to...
She look like a 2:45er
^^ that means ive struck out all night, and im dropping my standards
I hardly see what all the fuss is about. She must have a 10/10 personality or something...
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Scars said:
Her tits are pretty small for a stripper, her legs are kinda chunky, and her face is a little weird. I don't know how to explain it, it just seems like it could be a lot more feminine than it is.

Based off all the pictures, I'd say she's a HB6 by mordern every day Jane standards. By stripper standards (as in, I walk into a club and PAY money to see hott beautiful gorgeous woman) I'd rate her an HB3.

She looks really gross in this picture.
http://i1261.photobucket.com/albums/ii588/kirkpatricknn/RhMom_sm.jpg

And looks some-what good in this picture..
http://i1261.photobucket.com/albums/ii588/kirkpatricknn/RhKittyB3sm.jpg

-Scars
I said it 6 months ago and got crucified for it by BN, but to me? She is a 6. Certainly not ugly, and her youth helps her, but still I can only give her a 6.
 

The Gambler

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Kinda hard to tell from these pictures. Show us ones of her neked spread eagle on the bed for clarity
Not sure why... I saw at least three good pvssy shots in those photos.
 

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In some of her pics I can see her being a 7 or maybe an 8. I'm thinking she probably shoots down over 90% of the guys that approach her. The fact that you are 42 and she's only 21, putting the stripper and personality thing aside, I don't think she's bad at all. She probably looks as good or better than most guys girls on here. You had the guts to post her pic, so I don't get the hating. But this is the site where I remember once some people said Miss America is 5 or a 6 :D.
 

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She's a neutral 6 out of 10. I feel f'cking sorry for all you Americans who rated her a 7. You have no beautiful women in America, a 6 is a 7 for you. One of you virgins even rated her a 9, lol.

Fat thighs, no ass, no tits. A 6 that acts a little slutty.

Most of you Americans wouldn't know a difference between a woman and a shemale or a dressed homo. Stay away from HB rating.


P.S. f'ck texas
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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backseatjuan said:
P.S. f'ck texas
Fvck the state which contains some of the best looking women in the U.S, the best food, a variety of amazing cultures, and a comfortable Southern atmosphere?




Think twice before bashing on my state.
 

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:crackup:

Although she's not huge, she definitely has a lot of skinny fat on her body. Awful body shape, no ass to speak off and no breasts. Add a horrible, horrible face to that and no, she's not a girl I'd like to touch. If you think that's an 8, my girlfriend's a million. But, unlike you neil, I don't feel the need to brag on an internet forum and I like to respect the privacy of my girl. But I'm also not someone who googles pictures of his girlfriend and keeps her panties in a plastic bag, so I guess we're just too different.
 
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I like her pvssy. :)
 

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Personal opinion on her looks aside, i guess beauty being in the eye of the beholder and all.

why did you ask her permission, and how did you go about it.

"hey striptease, i wanna put some pictures of you and your cat on this forum that I've spent so long raving about you on? It's just for a bunch of 'anonymous' to judge my taste and your looks!"

After the build up its kind of an anticlimax bro, seriously did you expect everyone to praise your balls and persistance? What does she do now?
 

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I am sorry to say this, but seriously, each time some dude on Sosuave posts pictures of her One-Itis / Gf, they are always soo damn.. Normal?

Seriously, is the standart in the US that low? or are you guys just falling for the "ugly" girls?

Man, and i though my standart was low sometimes..
 

“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”

Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.

I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.

Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules.  Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.

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