"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Asking somebody out

Enigma2517

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This chick in my class is totally into me and I'm gonna ask her out tomorrow before class starts. Not that it probably matters too much at this point but how should I do it? I've got like 5 minutes to talk to her. Should I
a.) say hey and pretty much skip right to business
b.) time it so asking her out is the last thing I say before we have to go to our seats
c.) something inbetween those two

And how exactly do u lead into that question? I can't just be like so how was ur soccer game btw want to go out.

I've already got some ideas but I just wanted to know what u all think. Peace
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Vincent

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Why don't you just get her phone # and ask her out like that?
 

LikRetsam

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Hey whats up what are ya doing? You wanna go _____ tonight?
 

jonny football hero

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Jesus............how many times do i have to answer this question?

"hey, i'm going to !place! tonight, you ought to tag along, i'll fetch you around 7"

if she says no...........

"oh well, i'll just have to get another of my women to come, we'll have fun in your honour"
 
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