"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Asked my friend out on THE DAY she got back w/ her bf

Kev07

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i asked her to homecoming the day she got back with her bf.

woooo awesome yeah?

well you can imagine how that went.
that was about mmm 1-2 weeks ago.

so today she realized her bf didn't wana go to homecoming so shes not going either, she comes up to me and tells me:

her: DUUUUDE i wish i got back with him AFTER homecoming...
me: why?
her: because then i could go!
me: *goes justin timberlake on her ass* go home and cry me a riverrr~~

:D


yeah... anyways my homecoming search isn't going so well
girl 1: doesnt want to go cause her friends aren't going
girl 2: one stated in story above
girl 3: has work on saturday(homecoming day)

just awesome.
:crazy:
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Skilla_Staz

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I'd take her anyways if I felt the need and she was down.
 

Soapz

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Hate to be n00b, but wtf is Homecoming? I'm from Hong Kong- we don't have it.
 
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my home coming already passed like 3-4 weeks ago

i didnt go cuz only the eXtremely rich freshman go and i didnt have $100 to just flush down the toilet
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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i am me

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/\damn, our homecomings like $5....id rather jus go to the football game and go to one of the formal dances...
 

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girl # 1 (thats a big excuse, if she was even remotely interested, she'd go with you no doubt.)
girl # 2 ( Don't go with her unless you know what you're doing. Cause' if you don't, she could easily turn you into a AFC and you wouldn't know it.)
girl # 3 (Same as #1 ,depending if her job is extremely important or not. If its just a part time side job that she doesn't really care about, then its just another excuse.)

I'd say you find some other girl to take to homecoming, chances are theres many girls in your school you haven't even met or approached.
 

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of course, girl#1 i'm only interested in her as a friend, same with girl 2 AND 3 hrmmm but yeah i do know what i'm doing w/ girl #2 shes probably my best friend what's an AFC?

girl #3 i didn't actually ask, i just asked her if shes going to homecoming and shes like oh no i have work that day, whY? and i duno WHY i said this but i regret it i just said " oh no reason"
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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I recommend you stop being a fool and get a girl to go with you and NOT make lame excuses!
 

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u asked all those girls? dang man. at our school, it is customary for the guys to ask the girls with an entire bouquet of flowers (for homecoming and prom) and that **** is expensive.
Wtf...

:flowers: = :kick:
 

Michael Chief

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TheVirtualMind said:
Wtf...

:flowers: = :kick:
i know. i know. another reason i dont attend my school's dances. if i did, id do with with a single flower, like a rose, or something, and id make up for that with lots of neg hits =P
 
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