Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
I have dated plenty. And I have had a lot of good and bad experiences. Enough to know that there are just as many people worth dating and not worth dating out there. Def not 1 in 10 as you claim.sodbuster said:
*yawn*Strelok said:No sis according to our last talking (the one where all the users were bashing at you in many ways) I have no reason to be frustrated.
Just a short reminder before you start again that your bvllsh1t quota has been passed for this month.
My imagination is not as creative as yours apparently.Jaylan said:*yawn*
You always speak of those who disagree with me or "bash" me, but easily gloss over those who agree with me or share a similar viewpoint.
Whatever dude. Do you.