Sadly, the most hooked-on-to-me gal in my life right now has a lot of tats (they're thin-lined so really no coloring, just black), plus unfortunately the pink, purple, whatever hair. She's obsessed over me 16 years older than her. None of the gals that are tat-free like me, like me, except single moms and women my age which is a no-go. These single moms keep pining for me (like 7+ years now), like I'm some sort of Willy Wonka golden ticket. They KNOW I've been single all this time and must have amassed quite a nest-egg, plus guys (and gals) who know me Talk (behind my back and tell conniving girls my business).