"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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article: Old-timer beau demanded sex up to 10 times a day: lawsuit

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Exclusive | Ex-model’s 84-year-old beau demanded sex 10 times a day, made her ditch career: suit

Bedin is now suing Verni for $80 million, charging a laundry list that includes defamation, fraudulent inducement, harassment and illegal eviction, according to court papers.
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A former Wilhelmina model claims her on-again-off-again octogenarian beau persuaded her to ditch her career, rent-stabilized Chelsea apartment, and move into his sprawling Rye home — where he sometimes demanded sex a staggering 10 times a day, according to a Manhattan Supreme Court suit.
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Wow, the most I've ever been able to do in a 24-hour period was 7, and I was a 30-something.
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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I don't know if it's more impressive that he can do it 10 times a day, or that he can manage it at 84.
 
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BackInTheGame78 said:
Probably takes him 3 times as long to get undressed.
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At 10 times a day he probably doesn't even bother. It's not like she's going to want to see his body anyway.
I'm just surprised his body still has the resources to produce that much.
 
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“Beta bucks shouldn’t be expecting so much sex, he should know his place. I’m 68 and chads still want me! Or so I tell myself”
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Robert28 said:
“Beta bucks shouldn’t be expecting so much sex, he should know his place. I’m 68 and chads still want me! Or so I tell myself”
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According to the Moslem Rule, she should be going for a 122 year-old. :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:
 
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