"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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article: Old-timer beau demanded sex up to 10 times a day: lawsuit

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A former Wilhelmina model claims her on-again-off-again octogenarian beau persuaded her to ditch her career, rent-stabilized Chelsea apartment, and move into his sprawling Rye home — where he sometimes demanded sex a staggering 10 times a day, according to a Manhattan Supreme Court suit.
Wow, the most I've ever been able to do in a 24-hour period was 7, and I was a 30-something.
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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I don't know if it's more impressive that he can do it 10 times a day, or that he can manage it at 84.
 

zekko

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Probably takes him 3 times as long to get undressed.
At 10 times a day he probably doesn't even bother. It's not like she's going to want to see his body anyway.
I'm just surprised his body still has the resources to produce that much.
 

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“Beta bucks shouldn’t be expecting so much sex, he should know his place. I’m 68 and chads still want me! Or so I tell myself”
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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“Beta bucks shouldn’t be expecting so much sex, he should know his place. I’m 68 and chads still want me! Or so I tell myself”
According to the Moslem Rule, she should be going for a 122 year-old. :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:
 
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