MatureDJ
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"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
article: My husband has a small penϊs. Help!
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"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
disgustipated
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No do tell him. Perfect out for him.
Sheesh babe!! I was thinking the same thing except for me I miss the tightness I had with other gfs. What do you propose we do!!!??? Omgz!
Promptly cut out oral, agree and amplify using same reasons she uses for not enjoying sex. Don't iniate. See if he can set it straight.
Sheesh babe!! I was thinking the same thing except for me I miss the tightness I had with other gfs. What do you propose we do!!!??? Omgz!
Promptly cut out oral, agree and amplify using same reasons she uses for not enjoying sex. Don't iniate. See if he can set it straight.
HeadLightsOn
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The small penis theory is femmo krap. Start throwing around the "my ex had a huge Vag" and see what reactions you get. Did this in front of some femnazis a while ago and the look of horror on their faces was priceless.
glass half full
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A friend of mine had this happen a while back. After work that night, he went to the bar with some of his coworkers. This one chick, a solid 8.5, got all drunk and horny for him. He lived with his folks, she lived with her BF, so they did it out in her car. Let's just say as he was telling us about it a couple of days later, he referred to her as "five-gallon", cause he said she was like "doing" a five-gallon bucket, she was so loose. Needless to say, we erupted in laughter.
Who Dares Win
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There was a girl who was loose and wet at the same time, it seemed to be to wash my c0ck in a glass of water but I didnt tell her anything.
Also loose pvssies are a conseguence of crappy behaviour from a woman like riding the c0ck carousel with a cowboy hat, while a guy simply cant do sh1t about his d1ck size.
Also loose pvssies are a conseguence of crappy behaviour from a woman like riding the c0ck carousel with a cowboy hat, while a guy simply cant do sh1t about his d1ck size.
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
disgustipated
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Plus she married him fully aware of his penis size. What a ccunt. In the safe confines of marriage with the state backing her, she's free to assault her husbands ego. The could be father of her children and provider of her lifestyle. I bet she didn't dare entertain complaining when they were just dating. Great example of why not to get married.
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I agree, what a cvnt. She knew his size before she married him. Classic female 180 when something isnt pleasing her anymore.
That'd be like a guy b!tching about his wife's loose vagina when he knew she had 8-lb twins before he married her.
That'd be like a guy b!tching about his wife's loose vagina when he knew she had 8-lb twins before he married her.
glass half full
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Sounds like she's been talking to her femcvnt friends, or been fvcking around on him.
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She knew his size, but her clock was ticking and his paycheck size was ok, so she brushed aside the size of his tool. Now, after listening to hours of hor-ing stories from her gfs, she's envious of their size bragging hookup stories.Colossus said:
glass half full
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^^ yep.
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
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Guys.
The womensphere puts all the burden on the male...
In males we have:
tiny-small-average-large-huge - penis sizes
In females they have:
tiny-small-average-large-huge - vagina sizes
I'm even told that there are certain women with "huge" vagina's that male porn stars complain about not getting enough friction on... The biggest c0cks on the planet complaining, so of course an average man will be like a finger in a average vagina in a huge vagina.
A huge vagina is nothing to brag about.
The womensphere puts all the burden on the male...
In males we have:
tiny-small-average-large-huge - penis sizes
In females they have:
tiny-small-average-large-huge - vagina sizes
I'm even told that there are certain women with "huge" vagina's that male porn stars complain about not getting enough friction on... The biggest c0cks on the planet complaining, so of course an average man will be like a finger in a average vagina in a huge vagina.
A huge vagina is nothing to brag about.